It doesn’t get any better than this!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Paul’s bedroom

I like the way this one turned out.

I’m rather proud of this one

Daytime Pyro

I’m very proud of this one

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

All kneel and worship!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Nice hair dudes !

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I love how this one turned out!

I like this one

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

You look so super

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Moss!! Moss!!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I like the way this one turned out

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Roll Up !!

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Easter cake, made by me.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Note: Obligatory beard

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Useful to know where they keep it

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

It really was that blue waiting for them

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I’m quite proud of this one

Mmm, conceptual

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

All for £2.50

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Still life, with tissues

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

It’s mine, all mine

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Replicas vs. Replicants

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I’m inordinately proud of this one

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Wife, daughter and dog

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

She’s got …

Rush Hour

Some famous clock thing

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Saturday night chez-1537

Don’t cry Billy.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Time for our William Tell act

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