Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

All kneel and worship!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Mmm, conceptual

Daytime Pyro

It’s mine, all mine

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Easter cake, made by me.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Click to read properly

Nice hair dudes !

Some famous clock thing

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

All for £2.50

Rush Hour

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Roll Up !!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I’m very proud of this one

Paul’s bedroom

She’s got …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Replicas vs. Replicants

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Don’t cry Billy.

I’m quite proud of this one

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I like this one

Wife, daughter and dog

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

It really was that blue waiting for them

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I love how this one turned out!

I like the way this one turned out.

Saturday night chez-1537

You look so super

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Still life, with tissues

Time for our William Tell act

Moss!! Moss!!

I’m rather proud of this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Useful to know where they keep it

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I like the way this one turned out

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