This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Rush Hour

Moss!! Moss!!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Daytime Pyro

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Easter cake, made by me.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I’m rather proud of this one

It really was that blue waiting for them

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Rural Virginia, yesterday

All kneel and worship!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Nice hair dudes !

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Click to read properly

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Saturday night chez-1537

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Mmm, conceptual

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

You look so super

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I like the way this one turned out

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I’m quite proud of this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Wife, daughter and dog

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Roll Up !!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Useful to know where they keep it

Some famous clock thing

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

It’s mine, all mine

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I’m very proud of this one

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I love how this one turned out!

Paul’s bedroom

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

She’s got …

Still life, with tissues

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

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Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Time for our William Tell act

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Replicas vs. Replicants

Don’t cry Billy.

All for £2.50

I like this one

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

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