Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

You look so super

Paul’s bedroom

I like the way this one turned out.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

All for £2.50

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I love how this one turned out!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I’m quite proud of this one

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

She’s got …

Note: Obligatory beard

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I’m very proud of this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Rush Hour

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

It’s mine, all mine

I like this one

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

It really was that blue waiting for them

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Mmm, conceptual

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I’m rather proud of this one

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Roll Up !!

Time for our William Tell act

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Moss!! Moss!!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Nice hair dudes !

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Daytime Pyro

Click to read properly

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Useful to know where they keep it

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Wife, daughter and dog

Saturday night chez-1537

Still life, with tissues

Replicas vs. Replicants

I like the way this one turned out

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Easter cake, made by me.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Don’t cry Billy.

Some famous clock thing

All kneel and worship!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

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