I’m inordinately proud of this one

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

All for £2.50

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

It doesn’t get any better than this!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Click to read properly

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I like this one

I like the way this one turned out.

I’m very proud of this one

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I love how this one turned out!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

She’s got …

Useful to know where they keep it

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

It really was that blue waiting for them

I like the way this one turned out

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Mmm, conceptual

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Wife, daughter and dog

You look so super

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

It’s mine, all mine

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Moss!! Moss!!

Paul’s bedroom

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Don’t cry Billy.

All kneel and worship!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Roll Up !!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Saturday night chez-1537

Time for our William Tell act

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Still life, with tissues

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Some famous clock thing

Replicas vs. Replicants

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I’m rather proud of this one

Daytime Pyro

Easter cake, made by me.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Nice hair dudes !

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Rush Hour

I’m quite proud of this one

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

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