Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I’m quite proud of this one

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Useful to know where they keep it

I’m very proud of this one

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Moss!! Moss!!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Roll Up !!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Mmm, conceptual

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

The first picture I ever took for 1537

She’s got …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I like the way this one turned out.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I’m rather proud of this one

All for £2.50

Don’t cry Billy.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Time for our William Tell act

It’s mine, all mine

Some famous clock thing

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

You look so super

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Rush Hour

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Daytime Pyro

I’m inordinately proud of this one

All kneel and worship!

I like the way this one turned out

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Easter cake, made by me.

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I love how this one turned out!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Still life, with tissues

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Saturday night chez-1537

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Wife, daughter and dog

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I like this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Click to read properly

Radial Oscillating Capacitor Flux-a-Bastards

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Radial Oscillating Capacitor Flux-a-Bastards

I’m gearing myself up for a new White Hills album soon by dipping into some of their past goodies. Well, … Continue reading Radial Oscillating Capacitor Flux-a-Bastards

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1537 vs. 2015

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Don’t Be Afraid

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Don’t Be Afraid

Every so often, when I’m not fighting supervillains and the pressures of my secret identity grind me down, I like to … Continue reading Don’t Be Afraid

White Hills Live: Islington Mill, Salford 09-04-15

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White Hills Live: Islington Mill, Salford 09-04-15

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White Hills: Walks For Motorists, Review

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White Hills: Walks For Motorists, Review

Lead the way … Lead the way … Lead the way … When I was a teenager I always dreamed … Continue reading White Hills: Walks For Motorists, Review

White Hills: An Interview

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White Hills: An Interview

I love White Hills – you need to know that up front and deal with it. Fiercely independent, fiercely … Continue reading White Hills: An Interview

White Hills Extravaganza

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White Hills Extravaganza

Do not adjust your set. Over the course of the next two days I am pleased to announce that I … Continue reading White Hills Extravaganza