My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

It really was that blue waiting for them

Mmm, conceptual

It’s mine, all mine

The first picture I ever took for 1537

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Roll Up !!

She’s got …

Saturday night chez-1537

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

All for £2.50

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Some famous clock thing

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Paul’s bedroom

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Still life, with tissues

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I’m very proud of this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Easter cake, made by me.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Don’t cry Billy.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

You look so super

I like the way this one turned out.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I love how this one turned out!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Rush Hour

Nice hair dudes !

I’m rather proud of this one

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Replicas vs. Replicants

I’m quite proud of this one

Time for our William Tell act

Moss!! Moss!!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I like this one

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

All kneel and worship!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Note: Obligatory beard

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Daytime Pyro

I like the way this one turned out

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Click to read properly

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Wife, daughter and dog

Useful to know where they keep it

Baggy, Indie, James, Record collecting, Vinyl

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