It doesn’t get any better than this!

Rush Hour

Paul’s bedroom

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Mmm, conceptual

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Don’t cry Billy.

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Still life, with tissues

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

She’s got …

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Useful to know where they keep it

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Daytime Pyro

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Easter cake, made by me.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I’m very proud of this one

All for £2.50

Note: Obligatory beard

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Nice hair dudes !

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Wife, daughter and dog

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Moss!! Moss!!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I’m rather proud of this one

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Saturday night chez-1537

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I’m quite proud of this one

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I like this one

Replicas vs. Replicants

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

It’s mine, all mine

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I like the way this one turned out

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I like the way this one turned out.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Roll Up !!

Time for our William Tell act

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

All kneel and worship!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Some famous clock thing

I love how this one turned out!

Click to read properly

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

It really was that blue waiting for them

You look so super

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