Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Still life, with tissues

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Click to read properly

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I’m rather proud of this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Some famous clock thing

Easter cake, made by me.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

It’s mine, all mine

Rush Hour

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I’m quite proud of this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Wife, daughter and dog

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Nice hair dudes !

Useful to know where they keep it

I like the way this one turned out

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Mmm, conceptual

I like the way this one turned out.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Roll Up !!

I love how this one turned out!

All for £2.50

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Moss!! Moss!!

Time for our William Tell act

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

She’s got …

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

It really was that blue waiting for them

Replicas vs. Replicants

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I’m very proud of this one

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Don’t cry Billy.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

All kneel and worship!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Daytime Pyro

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

You look so super

I like this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Saturday night chez-1537

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Paul’s bedroom

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

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