I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Moss!! Moss!!

All for £2.50

You look so super

Wife, daughter and dog

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I like the way this one turned out

Still life, with tissues

I like the way this one turned out.

She’s got …

Replicas vs. Replicants

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I like this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I love how this one turned out!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

It’s mine, all mine

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Time for our William Tell act

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Don’t cry Billy.

Easter cake, made by me.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Saturday night chez-1537

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Useful to know where they keep it

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I’m rather proud of this one

Rush Hour

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

All kneel and worship!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I’m quite proud of this one

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Daytime Pyro

Roll Up !!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Some famous clock thing

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Nice hair dudes !

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Mmm, conceptual

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Click to read properly

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Paul’s bedroom

Note: Obligatory beard

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I’m very proud of this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

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