Time for our William Tell act

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

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Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I’m quite proud of this one

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Easter cake, made by me.

Wife, daughter and dog

It really was that blue waiting for them

Rural Virginia, yesterday

It’s mine, all mine

Mmm, conceptual

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Nice hair dudes !

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Saturday night chez-1537

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Useful to know where they keep it

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Rush Hour

I like the way this one turned out.

Paul’s bedroom

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Replicas vs. Replicants

I like the way this one turned out

Possibly a metaphor type thing

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

She’s got …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Don’t cry Billy.

Still life, with tissues

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Roll Up !!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I’m inordinately proud of this one

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

You look so super

I’m rather proud of this one

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

All kneel and worship!

Some famous clock thing

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I like this one

I’m very proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

Moss!! Moss!!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

All for £2.50

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Daytime Pyro

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