Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Moss!! Moss!!

Replicas vs. Replicants

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

Rush Hour

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Roll Up !!

Easter cake, made by me.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

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Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I’m rather proud of this one

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I like the way this one turned out

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

It really was that blue waiting for them

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I like the way this one turned out.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

I’m quite proud of this one

I’m very proud of this one

All kneel and worship!

I like this one

Note: Obligatory beard

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All for £2.50

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Paul’s bedroom

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

She’s got …

Possibly a metaphor type thing

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Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Click to read properly

Wife, daughter and dog

Some famous clock thing

Daytime Pyro

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Nice hair dudes !

Don’t cry Billy.

Saturday night chez-1537

Time for our William Tell act

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Useful to know where they keep it

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Still life, with tissues

You look so super

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

It’s mine, all mine

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Mmm, conceptual

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

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