Easter cake, made by me.

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

All kneel and worship!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I’m very proud of this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

She’s got …

All for £2.50

Useful to know where they keep it

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Replicas vs. Replicants

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Wife, daughter and dog

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I like the way this one turned out.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I’m quite proud of this one

Still life, with tissues

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Daytime Pyro

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Some famous clock thing

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Don’t cry Billy.

You look so super

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Saturday night chez-1537

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Roll Up !!

Moss!! Moss!!

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Time for our William Tell act

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I like this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

It’s mine, all mine

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Rush Hour

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Click to read properly

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I like the way this one turned out

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I’m rather proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I love how this one turned out!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

It really was that blue waiting for them

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Mmm, conceptual

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

December 10, 1949

Culture, Culture, Fats Domino, Music, Record collecting, Rock & Roll, Self-indulgent nonsense, Vinyl

December 10, 1949

The date of the biggest and best eruption there has ever been? Continue reading December 10, 1949

Hells Angels, Knife Fights, Danger … King Crimson?

Culture, Culture, King Crimson, Music, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

Hells Angels, Knife Fights, Danger … King Crimson?

In which our hero shows off about just how well Red he is. Continue reading Hells Angels, Knife Fights, Danger … King Crimson?

I’m In Love With This Malicious Intent

Culture, Heavy Metal, Industrial, Ministry, Music, Vinyl

I’m In Love With This Malicious Intent

In which a scabby one-eyed rabid junkyard dog licks his balls whilst contemplating life and the New World Order. Continue reading I’m In Love With This Malicious Intent

Culture, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Music

JSBX ACME OKAY

Here’s an interesting one, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion Acme, from all the way back in the late twentieth century. I fell … Continue reading JSBX ACME OKAY

Culture, Culture, Heavy Metal, Music, Record collecting, Self-indulgent nonsense, Vinyl

Koboldo Kaco

… Which as all you Esperanto speakers know is Esperanto for …. GOBLIN COCK!! I made a bit of an … Continue reading Koboldo Kaco

Bus Ride To Armageddon

Culture, Culture, Music, Record collecting, Reggae, Vinyl

Bus Ride To Armageddon

We’ve all been there, sitting on the bus minding our own business when we’re struck with a vision of the … Continue reading Bus Ride To Armageddon