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My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

She’s got …

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Mmm, conceptual

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I love how this one turned out!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I like the way this one turned out.

It’s mine, all mine

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Roll Up !!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Moss!! Moss!!

Rush Hour

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I’m rather proud of this one

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Rural Virginia, yesterday

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Some famous clock thing

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I’m very proud of this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

The first picture I ever took for 1537

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I like this one

I’m quite proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Don’t cry Billy.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Replicas vs. Replicants

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

All kneel and worship!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Still life, with tissues

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Time for our William Tell act

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Wife, daughter and dog

You look so super

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Daytime Pyro

Useful to know where they keep it

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Easter cake, made by me.

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Saturday night chez-1537

All for £2.50

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

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Koboldo Kaco

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Bus Ride To Armageddon

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We’ve all been there, sitting on the bus minding our own business when we’re struck with a vision of the … Continue reading Bus Ride To Armageddon