My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Some famous clock thing

Saturday night chez-1537

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Don’t cry Billy.

I love how this one turned out!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The first picture I ever took for 1537

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Nice hair dudes !

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Wife, daughter and dog

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Useful to know where they keep it

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Click to read properly

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Moss!! Moss!!

Daytime Pyro

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Paul’s bedroom

Note: Obligatory beard

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Easter cake, made by me.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Rush Hour

Still life, with tissues

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

You look so super

I’m rather proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out

I’m quite proud of this one

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Mmm, conceptual

Roll Up !!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I like this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Time for our William Tell act

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I like the way this one turned out.

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Replicas vs. Replicants

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

She’s got …

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

All kneel and worship!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

All for £2.50

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I’m very proud of this one

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

It’s mine, all mine

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