Still life, with tissues

You look so super

I’m rather proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Don’t cry Billy.

Paul’s bedroom

I like the way this one turned out.

It really was that blue waiting for them

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Rush Hour

Roll Up !!

Mmm, conceptual

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Replicas vs. Replicants

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Nice hair dudes !

Time for our William Tell act

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I like this one

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

All kneel and worship!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Click to read properly

Wife, daughter and dog

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Useful to know where they keep it

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I’m quite proud of this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Saturday night chez-1537

Some famous clock thing

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

She’s got …

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I love how this one turned out!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m very proud of this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Daytime Pyro

It’s mine, all mine

All for £2.50

I like the way this one turned out

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Moss!! Moss!!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Rural Virginia, yesterday

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The first picture I ever took for 1537

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