Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Roll Up !!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

All kneel and worship!

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

I like the way this one turned out.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

I’m quite proud of this one

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I like the way this one turned out

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I’m rather proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

Daytime Pyro

Still life, with tissues

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I’m very proud of this one

You look so super

Wife, daughter and dog

It’s mine, all mine

Don’t cry Billy.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Rush Hour

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Time for our William Tell act

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Useful to know where they keep it

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Replicas vs. Replicants

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Easter cake, made by me.

Some famous clock thing

Click to read properly

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

She’s got …

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Moss!! Moss!!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Mmm, conceptual

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Saturday night chez-1537

It really was that blue waiting for them

All for £2.50

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I like this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Black Sabbath, Dio, Heavy Metal, Vinyl

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