I love how this one turned out!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Paul’s bedroom

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Note: Obligatory beard

All kneel and worship!

Still life, with tissues

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

I’m rather proud of this one

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Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

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Moss!! Moss!!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Some famous clock thing

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Saturday night chez-1537

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Time for our William Tell act

I like the way this one turned out

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Useful to know where they keep it

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I like this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Rush Hour

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I’m quite proud of this one

Wife, daughter and dog

Daytime Pyro

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

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My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

She’s got …

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

You look so super

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Replicas vs. Replicants

It doesn’t get any better than this!

It really was that blue waiting for them

I like the way this one turned out.

It’s mine, all mine

All for £2.50

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Easter cake, made by me.

Click to read properly

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Mmm, conceptual

Don’t cry Billy.

Nice hair dudes !

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Roll Up !!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I’m very proud of this one

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