I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

All for £2.50

I’m very proud of this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Easter cake, made by me.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Replicas vs. Replicants

Moss!! Moss!!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I’m rather proud of this one

Click to read properly

I like the way this one turned out

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Nice hair dudes !

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I like the way this one turned out.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Don’t cry Billy.

Saturday night chez-1537

Possibly a metaphor type thing

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I love how this one turned out!

All kneel and worship!

You look so super

Mmm, conceptual

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

It really was that blue waiting for them

Wife, daughter and dog

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Useful to know where they keep it

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

She’s got …

It’s mine, all mine

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Rush Hour

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Paul’s bedroom

I’m quite proud of this one

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Time for our William Tell act

Still life, with tissues

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Roll Up !!

I like this one

Daytime Pyro

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Some famous clock thing

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

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