My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

It doesn’t get any better than this!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Possibly a metaphor type thing

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

It’s mine, all mine

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

I like the way this one turned out

Roll Up !!

Wife, daughter and dog

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I’m rather proud of this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Time for our William Tell act

Rush Hour

All for £2.50

Replicas vs. Replicants

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I’m very proud of this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Still life, with tissues

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I love how this one turned out!

I’m quite proud of this one

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Easter cake, made by me.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Some famous clock thing

Moss!! Moss!!

I like the way this one turned out.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Daytime Pyro

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Useful to know where they keep it

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Don’t cry Billy.

I like this one

She’s got …

Saturday night chez-1537

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Mmm, conceptual

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Click to read properly

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

You look so super

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

All kneel and worship!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

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