Paul’s bedroom

Wife, daughter and dog

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Don’t cry Billy.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Mmm, conceptual

Useful to know where they keep it

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Roll Up !!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Saturday night chez-1537

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I’m very proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I like the way this one turned out

Still life, with tissues

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Click to read properly

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Moss!! Moss!!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Rush Hour

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

It really was that blue waiting for them

All for £2.50

Some famous clock thing

Easter cake, made by me.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

She’s got …

It’s mine, all mine

All kneel and worship!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Replicas vs. Replicants

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I’m rather proud of this one

I’m quite proud of this one

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Nice hair dudes !

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Daytime Pyro

I love how this one turned out!

I like this one

You look so super

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I like the way this one turned out.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Time for our William Tell act

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