Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Some famous clock thing

It doesn’t get any better than this!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Note: Obligatory beard

Moss!! Moss!!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Click to read properly

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I’m rather proud of this one

Paul’s bedroom

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Replicas vs. Replicants

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

It’s mine, all mine

Nice hair dudes !

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Saturday night chez-1537

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Wife, daughter and dog

Rush Hour

I like the way this one turned out.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I like this one

You look so super

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Useful to know where they keep it

Mmm, conceptual

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I like the way this one turned out

Easter cake, made by me.

She’s got …

Daytime Pyro

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Time for our William Tell act

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Still life, with tissues

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I’m very proud of this one

I’m quite proud of this one

Roll Up !!

All for £2.50

Don’t cry Billy.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

All kneel and worship!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I love how this one turned out!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Rural Virginia, yesterday

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