Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

It’s mine, all mine

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Useful to know where they keep it

Moss!! Moss!!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Rush Hour

Replicas vs. Replicants

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Daytime Pyro

I’m very proud of this one

Click to read properly

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Mmm, conceptual

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

World Cup fever grips the 1537 household

You look so super

I’m rather proud of this one

All for £2.50

Easter cake, made by me.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Wife, daughter and dog

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Still life, with tissues

Some famous clock thing

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The first picture I ever took for 1537

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Saturday night chez-1537

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I’m quite proud of this one

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

She’s got …

I like this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Don’t cry Billy.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Time for our William Tell act

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I like the way this one turned out.

I like the way this one turned out

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Roll Up !!

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I love how this one turned out!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

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