My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

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My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Time for our William Tell act

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Saturday night chez-1537

It’s mine, all mine

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An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Wife, daughter and dog

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

You look so super

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m quite proud of this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Mmm, conceptual

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Roll Up !!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Useful to know where they keep it

Rush Hour

I’m rather proud of this one

She’s got …

I like the way this one turned out

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I like this one

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

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I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Daytime Pyro

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Some famous clock thing

Note: Obligatory beard

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Still life, with tissues

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

It really was that blue waiting for them

Replicas vs. Replicants

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

All kneel and worship!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Nice hair dudes !

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Don’t cry Billy.

Paul’s bedroom

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

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I love how this one turned out!

I’m very proud of this one

Moss!! Moss!!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

All for £2.50

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