Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Mmm, conceptual

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I’m rather proud of this one

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Easter cake, made by me.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I like the way this one turned out

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Rush Hour

I like the way this one turned out.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Useful to know where they keep it

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Some famous clock thing

I like this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

She’s got …

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Replicas vs. Replicants

Paul’s bedroom

Still life, with tissues

Wife, daughter and dog

Roll Up !!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

You look so super

It really was that blue waiting for them

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

It’s mine, all mine

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Daytime Pyro

Moss!! Moss!!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Don’t cry Billy.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

It doesn’t get any better than this!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I’m inordinately proud of this one

All for £2.50

Time for our William Tell act

I love how this one turned out!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Click to read properly

Saturday night chez-1537

I’m very proud of this one

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I’m quite proud of this one

All kneel and worship!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Nice hair dudes !

The first picture I ever took for 1537

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