The relative merits of tattooed panthers and sexy dancers are debated herein. Continue reading Hip To Hip, Bone To Bone
In which our hero harangues you like a Manic Street Preacher. Continue reading The Kicks You’ve Given Us
In which our hero grapples with an LP with a very rude title. Don’t these chaps have any common decency? Continue reading Gospill Poppers
In which our hero admits he is a filthy mutt. Continue reading The Mutt’s Nuts
In-which-our-hero-ponders-alien-abduction-and-yearning. Continue reading Have You Forgotten?
Go, go little record go It is named by Some guy named Joe (Trompe Le Monde) And redneckers they get us … Continue reading This Ain’t No Fuckin’ Around
‘Oh no it’s that same asshole again. I thought it would never come to this. Look, the guy threw a Birkenstock … Continue reading James’ Addiction
It’s the dawn of the day and I’m crashed and I’m smashed As it is I’m feelin’ like my chips … Continue reading No Dice Honey, I’m Livin’ On The Astral Plane
Which great sage was it who said that life is what happens to you when you’re busy making other plans? it was … Continue reading The Bongotastic Completoid
And on the drums, Gemini On bass guitar, presenting, Pisces On lead guitar, we have Aries And on the microphone, … Continue reading Clutch Control
Doesn’t have to be complicated does it? that music thang, I mean. So, technology is great, you can do some … Continue reading The Jim Jones Review
Way back in the mists of time, October 1990 I left my farm in a little hidden away valley in … Continue reading Those Old Spud Blues
I got my love gun loaded With hundreds of kisses Soon as I pull the trigger baby There will be … Continue reading Stuns The Slobs
Okay so I’m back from spending a bit of time bobbing around from island to island in the Atlantic Ocean and … Continue reading For Those About To … Flock!
I’d been waiting for this one to be released for a long time. The postman had slipped the package under … Continue reading Lateral Thinking
You really do know how to strut that stuff You really do know how to act tough Your body’s just … Continue reading Brunette Blondie
1 2 3 4 5 6 My favourite count off* beginning one of my very favourite songs on one of … Continue reading 1 2 3 4 5 6
Ya get nothin’ for nothin’ If that’s what ya do So there I was yesterday in Birkenhead with 20 minutes to … Continue reading It’s So Easy
Now I may be guilty of slightly overrating my cultural influence but what the hell is wrong with you folks? … Continue reading Far-out Island
You ever get stuck on a song? I do, often. Tonight I was spinning Mott The Hoople Greatest Hits, in … Continue reading Behind These Shades The Visions Fade
So there I was back in 1990 at Jumbo Records in Leeds, talking nonchalantly to the girl behind the counter … Continue reading Nice & Swirly
Wow. I have just seen the light. I was a boy 5 minutes ago, now I’m a man. ‘Make It … Continue reading Baldness, Beach Keyboards, Bras, Bullrushes
So here it goes I floated the idea of a collaboration to my oldest blog buddy around these parts, Mr … Continue reading Someone Named Roscoe
… Mothers I’d Like to Funk, obviously – I’m not one of those crude chaps from one of those new … Continue reading M.I.L.F
Picture a scruffy skinny long-haired student walking home from university – big white Hi-Tec baseball boots, religion-revealing ripped jeans and a … Continue reading Extended Howling Mix
Tired? Listless? Lost your savoir faire and your sang-froid and your soupe de jour? Feel like it’s all a bit … Continue reading Holiday Like It’s 1990
I said, “sit back And get yourself relaxed” They crawled out of the seamy side of LA, exploded like a … Continue reading We’ll Make Great Pets!
I’m a bit conflicted. I’ve been just served a meal. It has been cooked really well. It has some of … Continue reading A Side Order Of Slide, Lorraine
‘Tasteless, witless and pointless’*, I took that from the review on Allmusic for Alice Donut’s fourth LP. i have no doubt … Continue reading Tasteless, Witless And Pointless
On 28 February 1990 I came back from an open day at Leeds University with a vague idea I quite … Continue reading Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na!