All kneel and worship!

I like this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Nice hair dudes !

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Still life, with tissues

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Replicas vs. Replicants

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Roll Up !!

Rush Hour

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Saturday night chez-1537

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Wife, daughter and dog

The first picture I ever took for 1537

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Mmm, conceptual

It doesn’t get any better than this!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Time for our William Tell act

Useful to know where they keep it

You look so super

Some famous clock thing

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Paul’s bedroom

Don’t cry Billy.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I like the way this one turned out

I’m rather proud of this one

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I’m quite proud of this one

Click to read properly

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Note: Obligatory beard

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I love how this one turned out!

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

She’s got …

Possibly a metaphor type thing

It’s mine, all mine

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Moss!! Moss!!

I’m very proud of this one

It really was that blue waiting for them

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I like the way this one turned out.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Daytime Pyro

All for £2.50

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Easter cake, made by me.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

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