Roll Up !!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Nice hair dudes !

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Daytime Pyro

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I like the way this one turned out.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

All kneel and worship!

I’m rather proud of this one

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Saturday night chez-1537

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

She’s got …

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Still life, with tissues

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Wife, daughter and dog

Mmm, conceptual

It’s mine, all mine

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Rush Hour

Some famous clock thing

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m very proud of this one

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I like the way this one turned out

I’m quite proud of this one

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Time for our William Tell act

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Paul’s bedroom

I’m inordinately proud of this one

It really was that blue waiting for them

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Useful to know where they keep it

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I love how this one turned out!

Easter cake, made by me.

Click to read properly

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Moss!! Moss!!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I like this one

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

You look so super

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

All for £2.50

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Replicas vs. Replicants

Don’t cry Billy.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

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