All for £2.50

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I like the way this one turned out

Saturday night chez-1537

It’s mine, all mine

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Click to read properly

Useful to know where they keep it

She’s got …

Rush Hour

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

It really was that blue waiting for them

All kneel and worship!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

You look so super

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Replicas vs. Replicants

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I like this one

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Time for our William Tell act

Wife, daughter and dog

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Don’t cry Billy.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Some famous clock thing

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Mmm, conceptual

Easter cake, made by me.

Daytime Pyro

I love how this one turned out!

I’m quite proud of this one

I’m very proud of this one

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Roll Up !!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Still life, with tissues

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I like the way this one turned out.

Moss!! Moss!!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I’m rather proud of this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

God Knows They Tried

Blues, Culture, Junior Kimbrough, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

God Knows They Tried

So, would you like to come over and see my etchings? Continue reading God Knows They Tried

John Lee Hooker: Bumblebee Bumblebee Lyrics

Blues, Culture, John Lee Hooker, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

John Lee Hooker: Bumblebee Bumblebee Lyrics

In which my Sing-a-long-a Hooker concept snares millions of one-handed browsers, for all the wrong reasons. Continue reading John Lee Hooker: Bumblebee Bumblebee Lyrics

Blues, Culture, John Lee Hooker, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

Let It Bee

A learned and lengthy discourse on the genus Bombus. Continue reading Let It Bee

King Hits String

60's, Albert King, Culture, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

King Hits String

Not all king’s wear crowns, but the best do carpentry. Continue reading King Hits String

Bloodstains On The Dress Of A Millionairess

Blues, Music, Rory Gallagher

Bloodstains On The Dress Of A Millionairess

Jane Doe in the bay, Now that’s Exhibit ‘A’. Bloodstains on the dress, Of the millionairess (Continental Op) Well, it’s … Continue reading Bloodstains On The Dress Of A Millionairess

Blue Men Can Sing The Whites

60's, Blues, Culture, John Mayall & Eric Clapton, Music, Record collecting

Blue Men Can Sing The Whites

I bought John Mayall With Eric Clapton Blues Breakers for two reasons, as well as the fact it was supposed … Continue reading Blue Men Can Sing The Whites

Blues, Culture, Howlin' Wolf, Music, Vinyl

Howlin’ Loup

Ah-oh, smokestack lightnin, Shinin, just like gold, Why don’t ya hear me cryin? A-whoo-hooo, oooo, Whooo. Being an apprentice music … Continue reading Howlin’ Loup