Possibly a metaphor type thing

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Don’t cry Billy.

Time for our William Tell act

Wife, daughter and dog

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Mmm, conceptual

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I like the way this one turned out.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

You look so super

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Moss!! Moss!!

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

All kneel and worship!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

It really was that blue waiting for them

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

All for £2.50

Some famous clock thing

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I like the way this one turned out

Replicas vs. Replicants

I like this one

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I’m quite proud of this one

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I love how this one turned out!

It’s mine, all mine

Rural Virginia, yesterday

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Roll Up !!

I’m very proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

She’s got …

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Daytime Pyro

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Saturday night chez-1537

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Useful to know where they keep it

I’m rather proud of this one

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Easter cake, made by me.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Still life, with tissues

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Click to read properly

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Rush Hour

Oooooo Yeah, Ooh Yeah

Blues, Culture, Mudy Waters, Music, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

Oooooo Yeah, Ooh Yeah

In which our young hero catches a rise. Continue reading Oooooo Yeah, Ooh Yeah

God Knows They Tried

Blues, Culture, Junior Kimbrough, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

God Knows They Tried

So, would you like to come over and see my etchings? Continue reading God Knows They Tried

John Lee Hooker: Bumblebee Bumblebee Lyrics

Blues, Culture, John Lee Hooker, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

John Lee Hooker: Bumblebee Bumblebee Lyrics

In which my Sing-a-long-a Hooker concept snares millions of one-handed browsers, for all the wrong reasons. Continue reading John Lee Hooker: Bumblebee Bumblebee Lyrics

Blues, Culture, John Lee Hooker, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

Let It Bee

A learned and lengthy discourse on the genus Bombus. Continue reading Let It Bee

King Hits String

60's, Albert King, Culture, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

King Hits String

Not all king’s wear crowns, but the best do carpentry. Continue reading King Hits String

Bloodstains On The Dress Of A Millionairess

Blues, Music, Rory Gallagher

Bloodstains On The Dress Of A Millionairess

Jane Doe in the bay, Now that’s Exhibit ‘A’. Bloodstains on the dress, Of the millionairess (Continental Op) Well, it’s … Continue reading Bloodstains On The Dress Of A Millionairess

Blue Men Can Sing The Whites

60's, Blues, Culture, John Mayall & Eric Clapton, Music, Record collecting

Blue Men Can Sing The Whites

I bought John Mayall With Eric Clapton Blues Breakers for two reasons, as well as the fact it was supposed … Continue reading Blue Men Can Sing The Whites