The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I love how this one turned out!

Some famous clock thing

Still life, with tissues

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Easter cake, made by me.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I’m quite proud of this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Paul’s bedroom

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

It’s mine, all mine

Time for our William Tell act

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

It doesn’t get any better than this!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Saturday night chez-1537

Rural Virginia, yesterday

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Mmm, conceptual

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Useful to know where they keep it

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

All kneel and worship!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

You look so super

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Wife, daughter and dog

Possibly a metaphor type thing

It really was that blue waiting for them

Nice hair dudes !

Note: Obligatory beard

Daytime Pyro

Click to read properly

All for £2.50

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I’m very proud of this one

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Roll Up !!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I like this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Don’t cry Billy.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I like the way this one turned out.

She’s got …

Replicas vs. Replicants

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I like the way this one turned out

Moss!! Moss!!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Rush Hour

I’m rather proud of this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

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