I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

All kneel and worship!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Mmm, conceptual

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I’m rather proud of this one

Daytime Pyro

Wife, daughter and dog

I’m very proud of this one

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Still life, with tissues

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Click to read properly

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I like this one

Rush Hour

I like the way this one turned out.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Don’t cry Billy.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Replicas vs. Replicants

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Paul’s bedroom

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Saturday night chez-1537

I’m inordinately proud of this one

It’s mine, all mine

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I love how this one turned out!

Nice hair dudes !

Easter cake, made by me.

Moss!! Moss!!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Useful to know where they keep it

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Roll Up !!

All for £2.50

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

She’s got …

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I like the way this one turned out

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Time for our William Tell act

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

It really was that blue waiting for them

You look so super

Some famous clock thing

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Possibly a metaphor type thing

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m quite proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Black Mountain, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

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