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An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

All for £2.50

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

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Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Easter cake, made by me.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I like the way this one turned out

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Paul’s bedroom

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Mmm, conceptual

Useful to know where they keep it

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Time for our William Tell act

Daytime Pyro

You look so super

Moss!! Moss!!

I like this one

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

It’s mine, all mine

Still life, with tissues

Replicas vs. Replicants

Rush Hour

I love how this one turned out!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Don’t cry Billy.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I’m quite proud of this one

Note: Obligatory beard

Some famous clock thing

It doesn’t get any better than this!

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Roll Up !!

It really was that blue waiting for them

I’m very proud of this one

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Wife, daughter and dog

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

She’s got …

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Saturday night chez-1537

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

All kneel and worship!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Nice hair dudes !

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I’m rather proud of this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I like the way this one turned out.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Black Mountain, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

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