Roll Up !!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Easter cake, made by me.

Saturday night chez-1537

I’m very proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I like the way this one turned out.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

It’s mine, all mine

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Click to read properly

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

It really was that blue waiting for them

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Mmm, conceptual

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Useful to know where they keep it

Possibly a metaphor type thing

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

You look so super

Note: Obligatory beard

She’s got …

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Wife, daughter and dog

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Time for our William Tell act

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Some famous clock thing

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I’m quite proud of this one

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Don’t cry Billy.

All kneel and worship!

Replicas vs. Replicants

I like this one

I’m rather proud of this one

Rush Hour

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I like the way this one turned out

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I love how this one turned out!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The first picture I ever took for 1537

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Nice hair dudes !

Still life, with tissues

Paul’s bedroom

Moss!! Moss!!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

All for £2.50

Daytime Pyro

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Aerosmith, Culture, Hard Rock, Music, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

No Dice Honey, I’m Livin’ On The Astral Plane

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Check Out the Reindeer!!

Woo-hoo! I finally get time to review a Christmas record, at Christmas!* Open your arms and ears to Run DMC … Continue reading Check Out the Reindeer!!

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I Cut The Head Off The Devil And I Throw It At You

Just listen while I’m dissin’ cause you’re pissin’ me off You gotta love Run DMC. No that’s not a figure … Continue reading I Cut The Head Off The Devil And I Throw It At You

Aerosmith, Lego art, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

It was 24 years ago today …

I bought Permanent Vacation 24 years ago today. True story. How do I know this? Well I’m anal enough to … Continue reading It was 24 years ago today …