Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

I like the way this one turned out

Rush Hour

I like this one

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Time for our William Tell act

Easter cake, made by me.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

She’s got …

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Click to read properly

I like the way this one turned out.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I’m rather proud of this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Moss!! Moss!!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I’m quite proud of this one

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Some famous clock thing

All kneel and worship!

Useful to know where they keep it

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Saturday night chez-1537

It’s mine, all mine

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

You look so super

Still life, with tissues

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I’m inordinately proud of this one

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Wife, daughter and dog

Mmm, conceptual

I’m very proud of this one

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Replicas vs. Replicants

It really was that blue waiting for them

Don’t cry Billy.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

It doesn’t get any better than this!

All for £2.50

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Daytime Pyro

Roll Up !!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I love how this one turned out!

No Dice Honey, I’m Livin’ On The Astral Plane

Aerosmith, Culture, Hard Rock, Music, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

No Dice Honey, I’m Livin’ On The Astral Plane

It’s the dawn of the day and I’m crashed and I’m smashed As it is I’m feelin’ like my chips … Continue reading No Dice Honey, I’m Livin’ On The Astral Plane

Check Out the Reindeer!!

Aerosmith, Culture, Hip Hop, Music, Record collecting, Run DMC

Check Out the Reindeer!!

Woo-hoo! I finally get time to review a Christmas record, at Christmas!* Open your arms and ears to Run DMC … Continue reading Check Out the Reindeer!!

I Cut The Head Off The Devil And I Throw It At You

Aerosmith, Hip Hop, Record collecting, Run DMC

I Cut The Head Off The Devil And I Throw It At You

Just listen while I’m dissin’ cause you’re pissin’ me off You gotta love Run DMC. No that’s not a figure … Continue reading I Cut The Head Off The Devil And I Throw It At You

It was 24 years ago today …

Aerosmith, Lego art, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

It was 24 years ago today …

I bought Permanent Vacation 24 years ago today. True story. How do I know this? Well I’m anal enough to … Continue reading It was 24 years ago today …