The first picture I ever took for 1537

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Nice hair dudes !

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Don’t cry Billy.

I’m very proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out

I like the way this one turned out.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

All for £2.50

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

It’s mine, all mine

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I’m rather proud of this one

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Paul’s bedroom

Rush Hour

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I’m quite proud of this one

It really was that blue waiting for them

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

All kneel and worship!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I love how this one turned out!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Useful to know where they keep it

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Mmm, conceptual

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Roll Up !!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Some famous clock thing

Moss!! Moss!!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Replicas vs. Replicants

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Click to read properly

Saturday night chez-1537

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Daytime Pyro

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Still life, with tissues

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Time for our William Tell act

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

She’s got …

I like this one

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

You look so super

Wife, daughter and dog

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Rural Virginia, yesterday

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Possibly a metaphor type thing

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Easter cake, made by me.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Aerosmith, Culture, Hard Rock, Music, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

No Dice Honey, I’m Livin’ On The Astral Plane

It’s the dawn of the day and I’m crashed and I’m smashed As it is I’m feelin’ like my chips … Continue reading No Dice Honey, I’m Livin’ On The Astral Plane

Aerosmith, Culture, Hip Hop, Music, Record collecting, Run DMC

Check Out the Reindeer!!

Woo-hoo! I finally get time to review a Christmas record, at Christmas!* Open your arms and ears to Run DMC … Continue reading Check Out the Reindeer!!

Aerosmith, Hip Hop, Record collecting, Run DMC

I Cut The Head Off The Devil And I Throw It At You

Just listen while I’m dissin’ cause you’re pissin’ me off You gotta love Run DMC. No that’s not a figure … Continue reading I Cut The Head Off The Devil And I Throw It At You

Aerosmith, Lego art, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

It was 24 years ago today …

I bought Permanent Vacation 24 years ago today. True story. How do I know this? Well I’m anal enough to … Continue reading It was 24 years ago today …