I like this one

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

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An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Rush Hour

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Nice hair dudes !

It really was that blue waiting for them

Paul’s bedroom

It doesn’t get any better than this!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I’m rather proud of this one

Time for our William Tell act

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Mmm, conceptual

She’s got …

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Some famous clock thing

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Roll Up !!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I’m very proud of this one

Moss!! Moss!!

Still life, with tissues

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

All for £2.50

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

All kneel and worship!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I like the way this one turned out

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

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Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

It’s mine, all mine

I love how this one turned out!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Useful to know where they keep it

Easter cake, made by me.

Saturday night chez-1537

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I like the way this one turned out.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Wife, daughter and dog

Click to read properly

Rural Virginia, yesterday

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Don’t cry Billy.

You look so super

Replicas vs. Replicants

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Daytime Pyro

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I’m quite proud of this one

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Poison, Self-indulgent nonsense, Sleaze rock

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Music, Obsessive behaviour, Poison, Record collecting, Sleaze rock

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