You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

All for £2.50

Click to read properly

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

All kneel and worship!

I love how this one turned out!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

It’s mine, all mine

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Easter cake, made by me.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

She’s got …

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Wife, daughter and dog

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

You look so super

I’m very proud of this one

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Time for our William Tell act

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Moss!! Moss!!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

It really was that blue waiting for them

I like the way this one turned out.

Roll Up !!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Daytime Pyro

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Still life, with tissues

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m quite proud of this one

I like this one

Some famous clock thing

I’m rather proud of this one

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Rush Hour

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Don’t cry Billy.

Mmm, conceptual

Useful to know where they keep it

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Saturday night chez-1537

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Replicas vs. Replicants

I like the way this one turned out

Poison, Self-indulgent nonsense, Sleaze rock

Too Many Bears In Your Honey

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Music, Obsessive behaviour, Poison, Record collecting, Sleaze rock

But the Scar, That Scar Remains

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