Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Some famous clock thing

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Daytime Pyro

Mmm, conceptual

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I like the way this one turned out

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

She’s got …

I’m rather proud of this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Nice hair dudes !

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Useful to know where they keep it

I like this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Click to read properly

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I like the way this one turned out.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Time for our William Tell act

Moss!! Moss!!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Replicas vs. Replicants

All for £2.50

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Don’t cry Billy.

Rush Hour

It really was that blue waiting for them

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Roll Up !!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I’m very proud of this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Saturday night chez-1537

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I’m quite proud of this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

It’s mine, all mine

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Still life, with tissues

Note: Obligatory beard

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Wife, daughter and dog

You look so super

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Easter cake, made by me.

I love how this one turned out!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

All kneel and worship!

Paul’s bedroom

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