Note: Obligatory beard

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Nice hair dudes !

I’m very proud of this one

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I like the way this one turned out

All for £2.50

Moss!! Moss!!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

My attempt at doing a Mapplethorpe

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I like this one

Replicas vs. Replicants

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Still life, with tissues

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

She’s got …

Too much unbridled hedonism can do this to you

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

You look so super

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Time for our William Tell act

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Saturday night chez-1537

Paul’s bedroom

Some famous clock thing

Daytime Pyro

Rush Hour

Don’t cry Billy.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

It’s mine, all mine

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I’m rather proud of this one

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Easter cake, made by me.

It really was that blue waiting for them

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Wife, daughter and dog

Useful to know where they keep it

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

All kneel and worship!

Mmm, conceptual

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Click to read properly

I like the way this one turned out.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I’m quite proud of this one

Roll Up !!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Possibly a metaphor type thing

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I love how this one turned out!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Poison, Self-indulgent nonsense, Sleaze rock

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