Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Note: Obligatory beard

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Some famous clock thing

I’m rather proud of this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

She’s got …

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Saturday night chez-1537

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Roll Up !!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Possibly a metaphor type thing

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

All for £2.50

Still life, with tissues

I’m very proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out

Click to read properly

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I love how this one turned out!

Mmm, conceptual

Don’t cry Billy.

Useful to know where they keep it

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

All kneel and worship!

Moss!! Moss!!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Nice hair dudes !

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Easter cake, made by me.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Paul’s bedroom

It really was that blue waiting for them

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Daytime Pyro

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Replicas vs. Replicants

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Wife, daughter and dog

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I like this one

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

You look so super

I’m quite proud of this one

It’s mine, all mine

Time for our William Tell act

I like the way this one turned out.

Rush Hour

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

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