…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Don’t cry Billy.

You look so super

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

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Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

She’s got …

It doesn’t get any better than this!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I’m inordinately proud of this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I like the way this one turned out

I like the way this one turned out.

Roll Up !!

It’s mine, all mine

Rush Hour

Click to read properly

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

All kneel and worship!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Nice hair dudes !

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Some famous clock thing

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I love how this one turned out!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Useful to know where they keep it

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Easter cake, made by me.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Saturday night chez-1537

Time for our William Tell act

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I like this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Paul’s bedroom

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I’m very proud of this one

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Still life, with tissues

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I’m quite proud of this one

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Mmm, conceptual

Wife, daughter and dog

Daytime Pyro

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Moss!! Moss!!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

All for £2.50

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m rather proud of this one

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