Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Useful to know where they keep it

It’s mine, all mine

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I like the way this one turned out

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Mmm, conceptual

All kneel and worship!

I like the way this one turned out.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Click to read properly

I’m quite proud of this one

Replicas vs. Replicants

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

It doesn’t get any better than this!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

It really was that blue waiting for them

I’m rather proud of this one

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Time for our William Tell act

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The first picture I ever took for 1537

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Still life, with tissues

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Some famous clock thing

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

She’s got …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Moss!! Moss!!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Saturday night chez-1537

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I like this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I’m very proud of this one

All for £2.50

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Rush Hour

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Wife, daughter and dog

You look so super

Don’t cry Billy.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Roll Up !!

Easter cake, made by me.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Daytime Pyro

I love how this one turned out!

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