Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Daytime Pyro

She’s got …

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Mmm, conceptual

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Moss!! Moss!!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Easter cake, made by me.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Wife, daughter and dog

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I’m rather proud of this one

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I’m quite proud of this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

It’s mine, all mine

Nice hair dudes !

I like this one

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

All kneel and worship!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Don’t cry Billy.

Some famous clock thing

I like the way this one turned out

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Still life, with tissues

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Roll Up !!

I like the way this one turned out.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Time for our William Tell act

Click to read properly

All for £2.50

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Rush Hour

I’m inordinately proud of this one

You look so super

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Paul’s bedroom

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Saturday night chez-1537

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I love how this one turned out!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Useful to know where they keep it

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I’m very proud of this one

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

It really was that blue waiting for them

Rural Virginia, yesterday

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

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Echoes & Regrets

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East Coast Anti-Matter

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Standing On The Corner, Suitcase In My Hand

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