Time for our William Tell act

Some famous clock thing

Roll Up !!

Click to read properly

Rush Hour

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I’m very proud of this one

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Moss!! Moss!!

Paul’s bedroom

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Don’t cry Billy.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Easter cake, made by me.

Daytime Pyro

I’m rather proud of this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Note: Obligatory beard

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I like the way this one turned out

Wife, daughter and dog

Still life, with tissues

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Useful to know where they keep it

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I like this one

She’s got …

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

It’s mine, all mine

All kneel and worship!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Possibly a metaphor type thing

You look so super

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Saturday night chez-1537

I love how this one turned out!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

My attempt at doing a Mapplethorpe

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I’m quite proud of this one

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Too much unbridled hedonism can do this to you

I like the way this one turned out.

Mmm, conceptual

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Nice hair dudes !

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

All for £2.50

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

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Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

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