Easter cake, made by me.

All for £2.50

Mmm, conceptual

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

It really was that blue waiting for them

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Some famous clock thing

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Moss!! Moss!!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Nice hair dudes !

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Daytime Pyro

Saturday night chez-1537

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Time for our William Tell act

I’m quite proud of this one

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

It’s mine, all mine

Roll Up !!

Note: Obligatory beard

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Still life, with tissues

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Paul’s bedroom

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I’m very proud of this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Rush Hour

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Click to read properly

You look so super

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

All kneel and worship!

I like this one

Useful to know where they keep it

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I like the way this one turned out

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I love how this one turned out!

Don’t cry Billy.

Replicas vs. Replicants

I’m rather proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out.

Wife, daughter and dog

She’s got …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

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