Moss!! Moss!!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Saturday night chez-1537

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

All for £2.50

She’s got …

Daytime Pyro

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I love how this one turned out!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I’m rather proud of this one

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Mmm, conceptual

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Easter cake, made by me.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Useful to know where they keep it

It’s mine, all mine

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I like the way this one turned out

Some famous clock thing

I’m quite proud of this one

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Wife, daughter and dog

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Don’t cry Billy.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Replicas vs. Replicants

Still life, with tissues

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I’m very proud of this one

All kneel and worship!

I like this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Paul’s bedroom

I like the way this one turned out.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Nice hair dudes !

Time for our William Tell act

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Roll Up !!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Click to read properly

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

You look so super

Rush Hour

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

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Those Old Spud Blues

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Crust Never Sleeps

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Both Barrels: No Irony, No Distance

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A Water-Washed Diamond

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