I love how this one turned out!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I’m rather proud of this one

I’m very proud of this one

It really was that blue waiting for them

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Moss!! Moss!!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Daytime Pyro

All kneel and worship!

Wife, daughter and dog

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I like this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Some famous clock thing

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Nice hair dudes !

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

You look so super

Easter cake, made by me.

All for £2.50

I’m quite proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Rush Hour

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Replicas vs. Replicants

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I like the way this one turned out.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Saturday night chez-1537

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Click to read properly

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Mmm, conceptual

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Useful to know where they keep it

Paul’s bedroom

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

It’s mine, all mine

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Time for our William Tell act

She’s got …

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Don’t cry Billy.

Roll Up !!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Still life, with tissues

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

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