I like this one

Saturday night chez-1537

Mmm, conceptual

Rush Hour

I like the way this one turned out

She’s got …

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I’m quite proud of this one

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Useful to know where they keep it

Don’t cry Billy.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

All kneel and worship!

Still life, with tissues

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Roll Up !!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I love how this one turned out!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I’m very proud of this one

Click to read properly

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Time for our William Tell act

It really was that blue waiting for them

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

All for £2.50

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Replicas vs. Replicants

Nice hair dudes !

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Paul’s bedroom

Note: Obligatory beard

Some famous clock thing

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I like the way this one turned out.

Wife, daughter and dog

Moss!! Moss!!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I’m rather proud of this one

Easter cake, made by me.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

It’s mine, all mine

Daytime Pyro

You look so super

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

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