Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I’m rather proud of this one

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…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

She’s got …

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I like the way this one turned out

Useful to know where they keep it

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Easter cake, made by me.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

It’s mine, all mine

Replicas vs. Replicants

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I’m inordinately proud of this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Moss!! Moss!!

Mmm, conceptual

Don’t cry Billy.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I’m very proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Paul’s bedroom

I love how this one turned out!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Time for our William Tell act

All kneel and worship!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

All for £2.50

Roll Up !!

Saturday night chez-1537

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I like the way this one turned out.

You look so super

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Rush Hour

I’m quite proud of this one

Still life, with tissues

Wife, daughter and dog

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Some famous clock thing

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Daytime Pyro

I like this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Nice hair dudes !

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The first picture I ever took for 1537

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