Some famous clock thing

Mmm, conceptual

Useful to know where they keep it

It doesn’t get any better than this!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I like this one

I like the way this one turned out

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Click to read properly

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Wife, daughter and dog

I like the way this one turned out.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Don’t cry Billy.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Easter cake, made by me.

Daytime Pyro

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

All for £2.50

Replicas vs. Replicants

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Moss!! Moss!!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I’m very proud of this one

She’s got …

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Still life, with tissues

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I love how this one turned out!

Nice hair dudes !

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Roll Up !!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Rush Hour

Saturday night chez-1537

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I’m rather proud of this one

Paul’s bedroom

You look so super

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

It’s mine, all mine

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I’m quite proud of this one

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

All kneel and worship!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

It really was that blue waiting for them

Time for our William Tell act

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Sham 69, Vinyl

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