I like this one

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I like the way this one turned out

Moss!! Moss!!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Wife, daughter and dog

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Replicas vs. Replicants

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

It really was that blue waiting for them

You look so super

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Nice hair dudes !

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Some famous clock thing

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Easter cake, made by me.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Note: Obligatory beard

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I like the way this one turned out.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

It’s mine, all mine

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I love how this one turned out!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I’m quite proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I’m rather proud of this one

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

She’s got …

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Mmm, conceptual

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

All for £2.50

Saturday night chez-1537

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Rush Hour

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Don’t cry Billy.

Useful to know where they keep it

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Paul’s bedroom

Possibly a metaphor type thing

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Daytime Pyro

Still life, with tissues

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

All kneel and worship!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I’m very proud of this one

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Time for our William Tell act

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Roll Up !!

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Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Sham 69, Vinyl

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