Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

All for £2.50

I’m very proud of this one

Replicas vs. Replicants

Roll Up !!

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Saturday night chez-1537

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Wife, daughter and dog

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

She’s got …

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Some famous clock thing

I’m quite proud of this one

You look so super

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I’m rather proud of this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Click to read properly

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

All kneel and worship!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Don’t cry Billy.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Useful to know where they keep it

Time for our William Tell act

It’s mine, all mine

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Still life, with tissues

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I love how this one turned out!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I like the way this one turned out

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Easter cake, made by me.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

It doesn’t get any better than this!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Daytime Pyro

Rush Hour

Moss!! Moss!!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I like this one

I like the way this one turned out.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Mmm, conceptual

The first picture I ever took for 1537

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

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