With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I like the way this one turned out

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I like the way this one turned out.

Some famous clock thing

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Replicas vs. Replicants

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Don’t cry Billy.

Easter cake, made by me.

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Time for our William Tell act

You look so super

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Mmm, conceptual

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Wife, daughter and dog

She’s got …

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

It really was that blue waiting for them

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

It doesn’t get any better than this!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Daytime Pyro

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

I love how this one turned out!

All for £2.50

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Click to read properly

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I’m very proud of this one

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Rush Hour

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

I’m rather proud of this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Roll Up !!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Still life, with tissues

It’s mine, all mine

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Useful to know where they keep it

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Moss!! Moss!!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Saturday night chez-1537

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I’m quite proud of this one

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I like this one

All kneel and worship!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

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