Easter cake, made by me.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I like the way this one turned out.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Roll Up !!

It really was that blue waiting for them

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Replicas vs. Replicants

All for £2.50

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Rural Virginia, yesterday

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I’m rather proud of this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I like this one

Moss!! Moss!!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Some famous clock thing

I’m very proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out

It’s mine, all mine

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Rush Hour

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

You look so super

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Click to read properly

Don’t cry Billy.

I love how this one turned out!

Daytime Pyro

She’s got …

Mmm, conceptual

I’m quite proud of this one

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

All kneel and worship!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Saturday night chez-1537

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Still life, with tissues

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Wife, daughter and dog

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Time for our William Tell act

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Useful to know where they keep it

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