Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Time for our William Tell act

Saturday night chez-1537

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I’m very proud of this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

You look so super

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I like this one

Roll Up !!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Still life, with tissues

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Paul’s bedroom

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Easter cake, made by me.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Wife, daughter and dog

It really was that blue waiting for them

I like the way this one turned out

Don’t cry Billy.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

All for £2.50

Nice hair dudes !

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I love how this one turned out!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Daytime Pyro

I’m rather proud of this one

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Some famous clock thing

It doesn’t get any better than this!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Mmm, conceptual

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I’m quite proud of this one

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

All kneel and worship!

Useful to know where they keep it

It’s mine, all mine

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Moss!! Moss!!

She’s got …

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Note: Obligatory beard

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I like the way this one turned out.

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Rush Hour

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Click to read properly

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Replicas vs. Replicants

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Alternative Tentacles, Hanson Brothers, Ramones, Record collecting, Vinyl

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