Time for our William Tell act

You look so super

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

It’s mine, all mine

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Rush Hour

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Mmm, conceptual

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I like the way this one turned out.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

All for £2.50

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Click to read properly

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Replicas vs. Replicants

She’s got …

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

It doesn’t get any better than this!

All kneel and worship!

Don’t cry Billy.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I’m quite proud of this one

I’m very proud of this one

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I like this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Wife, daughter and dog

Still life, with tissues

Daytime Pyro

I like the way this one turned out

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Rural Virginia, yesterday

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Moss!! Moss!!

Easter cake, made by me.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I’m rather proud of this one

Saturday night chez-1537

Some famous clock thing

It really was that blue waiting for them

I love how this one turned out!

Roll Up !!

Useful to know where they keep it

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Alternative Tentacles, Hanson Brothers, Ramones, Record collecting, Vinyl

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