Useful to know where they keep it

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Saturday night chez-1537

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

It’s mine, all mine

You look so super

All kneel and worship!

Replicas vs. Replicants

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Click to read properly

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Nice hair dudes !

I love how this one turned out!

Easter cake, made by me.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Still life, with tissues

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Some famous clock thing

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I like the way this one turned out

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Paul’s bedroom

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Rush Hour

I’m rather proud of this one

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Mmm, conceptual

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Daytime Pyro

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

She’s got …

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Moss!! Moss!!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Don’t cry Billy.

Roll Up !!

Wife, daughter and dog

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Time for our William Tell act

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I like this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I like the way this one turned out.

All for £2.50

I’m very proud of this one

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I’m quite proud of this one

Alternative Tentacles, Hanson Brothers, Ramones, Record collecting, Vinyl

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