I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

It’s mine, all mine

Time for our William Tell act

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Mmm, conceptual

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Useful to know where they keep it

Still life, with tissues

Rush Hour

She’s got …

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I’m quite proud of this one

All kneel and worship!

I’m very proud of this one

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Saturday night chez-1537

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Some famous clock thing

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

All for £2.50

Roll Up !!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Easter cake, made by me.

Wife, daughter and dog

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I like the way this one turned out

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I love how this one turned out!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I like this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

It really was that blue waiting for them

Moss!! Moss!!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Click to read properly

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I’m rather proud of this one

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

You look so super

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I like the way this one turned out.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Don’t cry Billy.

Daytime Pyro

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Alternative Tentacles, Hanson Brothers, Ramones, Record collecting, Vinyl

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