The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Rush Hour

It’s mine, all mine

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Moss!! Moss!!

Useful to know where they keep it

Some famous clock thing

She’s got …

You look so super

I like this one

It really was that blue waiting for them

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Daytime Pyro

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I love how this one turned out!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Mmm, conceptual

Possibly a metaphor type thing

All kneel and worship!

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Don’t cry Billy.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Click to read properly

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Easter cake, made by me.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I’m quite proud of this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Replicas vs. Replicants

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Time for our William Tell act

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Roll Up !!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

I’m very proud of this one

Wife, daughter and dog

I like the way this one turned out

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Still life, with tissues

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I’m rather proud of this one

All for £2.50

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I like the way this one turned out.

Saturday night chez-1537

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Dead Men Smell Toe Nails

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Dead Men Smell Toe Nails

… which was how Lemmy often used to introduce the opener of Bomber at gigs, ‘Dead Men Tell No Tales’. … Continue reading Dead Men Smell Toe Nails

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Lemmy: R.I.P

There I was this morning stumbling around the house on my first day back at work, when I checked the … Continue reading Lemmy: R.I.P

‘Philthy Animal’ Taylor: R.I.P.

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‘Philthy Animal’ Taylor: R.I.P.

Second time I’ve done this in a week and I’m angry about it, Phil ‘Philthy Animal’ Taylor has passed away … Continue reading ‘Philthy Animal’ Taylor: R.I.P.

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Motörbread

The crowd gets loud when the band gets right, steel guitar cryin’ through the night. Yeah, try’n to cover up … Continue reading Motörbread

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Motörgrime

It’s hardly an obscure album, but I think Motörhead Another Perfect Day is a pretty underappreciated one. Pressing Thin Lizzy’s Brian Robertson … Continue reading Motörgrime

The Decline and Fool

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The Decline and Fool

Here’s one I’ve really not listened to for a very long time, The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The … Continue reading The Decline and Fool

I Make Love to Mountain Lions

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I Make Love to Mountain Lions

True story. Sometimes three at a time. Yeah, that’s how Rock and roll I am. Oh yes, metal to the … Continue reading I Make Love to Mountain Lions