Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Still life, with tissues

I’m rather proud of this one

I like this one

All kneel and worship!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Rush Hour

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I like the way this one turned out.

Some famous clock thing

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

It’s mine, all mine

I love how this one turned out!

Roll Up !!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Saturday night chez-1537

It really was that blue waiting for them

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Nice hair dudes !

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Click to read properly

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Mmm, conceptual

Note: Obligatory beard

Paul’s bedroom

I’m quite proud of this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

She’s got …

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Don’t cry Billy.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Wife, daughter and dog

All for £2.50

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I’m very proud of this one

Time for our William Tell act

You look so super

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Easter cake, made by me.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Useful to know where they keep it

Moss!! Moss!!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Replicas vs. Replicants

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I like the way this one turned out

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Daytime Pyro

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