All for £2.50

I like the way this one turned out.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Possibly a metaphor type thing

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All kneel and worship!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Don’t cry Billy.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Nice hair dudes !

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Easter cake, made by me.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Replicas vs. Replicants

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I’m rather proud of this one

I’m very proud of this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Paul’s bedroom

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Roll Up !!

Saturday night chez-1537

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

It really was that blue waiting for them

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I like the way this one turned out

Useful to know where they keep it

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Moss!! Moss!!

It’s mine, all mine

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Time for our William Tell act

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Wife, daughter and dog

I like this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I love how this one turned out!

Daytime Pyro

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Mmm, conceptual

Rush Hour

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

She’s got …

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

You look so super

I’m quite proud of this one

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Still life, with tissues

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Some famous clock thing

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

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