Rush Hour

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m very proud of this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Mmm, conceptual

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I love how this one turned out!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I’m quite proud of this one

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

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Moss!! Moss!!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

It really was that blue waiting for them

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Time for our William Tell act

Replicas vs. Replicants

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Don’t cry Billy.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

She’s got …

I’m rather proud of this one

Roll Up !!

I like the way this one turned out.

Paul’s bedroom

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I like this one

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Nice hair dudes !

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Daytime Pyro

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Some famous clock thing

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Still life, with tissues

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

You look so super

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Useful to know where they keep it

All kneel and worship!

Click to read properly

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Wife, daughter and dog

It’s mine, all mine

I like the way this one turned out

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Saturday night chez-1537

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

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Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

All for £2.50

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