Don’t cry Billy.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I’m rather proud of this one

Roll Up !!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Easter cake, made by me.

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

All for £2.50

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Wife, daughter and dog

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Mmm, conceptual

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m inordinately proud of this one

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Time for our William Tell act

It doesn’t get any better than this!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Daytime Pyro

Some famous clock thing

Rush Hour

I like this one

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Click to read properly

Rural Virginia, yesterday

You look so super

I like the way this one turned out

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I like the way this one turned out.

Saturday night chez-1537

It really was that blue waiting for them

I’m quite proud of this one

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I’m very proud of this one

All kneel and worship!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Moss!! Moss!!

She’s got …

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I love how this one turned out!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Replicas vs. Replicants

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Still life, with tissues

It’s mine, all mine

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Useful to know where they keep it

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