Useful to know where they keep it

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

She’s got …

Daytime Pyro

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

It really was that blue waiting for them

Roll Up !!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Wife, daughter and dog

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Don’t cry Billy.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I’m rather proud of this one

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Click to read properly

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Note: Obligatory beard

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I like this one

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Replicas vs. Replicants

I like the way this one turned out

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Nice hair dudes !

I’m very proud of this one

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Moss!! Moss!!

Paul’s bedroom

Saturday night chez-1537

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I love how this one turned out!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

It doesn’t get any better than this!

It’s mine, all mine

Rush Hour

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I’m quite proud of this one

You look so super

Time for our William Tell act

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Some famous clock thing

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Still life, with tissues

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

All kneel and worship!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

All for £2.50

Mmm, conceptual

I like the way this one turned out.

Easter cake, made by me.

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