Margarine Walker
In which I defile a Lego minifigure in the name of my art. Continue reading Margarine Walker
Category: Punk
I Need A Drink, I Can’t Think, I Like The Kinks
In which our young hero ponders what the opposite of ergonomic is. Continue reading I Need A Drink, I Can’t Think, I Like The Kinks
A Little Bit Sick In My Mouth
In which our young hero gets a bit nauseated and then gets over it. Continue reading A Little Bit Sick In My Mouth
1537 Ain’t No Feeble Bastard
The eighties, No thanks! Continue reading 1537 Ain’t No Feeble Bastard
Dance To The Beat Of The Living Dead
I too am a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm. Continue reading Dance To The Beat Of The Living Dead
Gig Tonight
Rock? on a Tuesday evening?! You animal. Continue reading Gig Tonight
Let It Brie
Nerf Herder American Cheese? It never grates. Continue reading Let It Brie
All Aboard For Funtime
A learned treatise on my favourite Dostoyevsky novel. With added Iggy. Continue reading All Aboard For Funtime
Arrr-Tey-Fish-Ewwl
‘A headlong sugar rush into barely harnessed chaos’? sign me up! Continue reading Arrr-Tey-Fish-Ewwl
Stink Stank Stunk
You want punk? we got punk. You want toilet roll? we got that too. Continue reading Stink Stank Stunk
Smells Like Goat Shhh
You’ve probably never heard of this next LP I’m going to cover, but that’s okay I am here to educate … Continue reading Smells Like Goat Shhh
Never Mind Judy, Said Beartrice Incoherently …
Oh baby baby what can I do You know you drive me crazy when I’m looking at you The summer’s … Continue reading Never Mind Judy, Said Beartrice Incoherently …
Final Score Just In – Off! 16 :Bloated Plutocrats 0
I’m a perfectly balanced individual* and I’m pretty happy at the moment but I just felt the need to RAGE … Continue reading Final Score Just In – Off! 16 :Bloated Plutocrats 0
Mutant Sinatra Syndrome
I’m a product of America From the morgue to the prisons Cold metal, when I start my band Cold metal, … Continue reading Mutant Sinatra Syndrome
Flying Sauce Attack
Don’t love my baby for her pouting lips Don’t love my baby for her curvy hips I love my baby … Continue reading Flying Sauce Attack
Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sick Machine
The world is a sick machine Breeding a mass of shit With such a desolate conclusion Fill the void with… … Continue reading Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sick Machine
Winged Demons Are The Hardest To Outfox
I only picked up The Pretenders a couple of years ago but I’ve known and dug it for ever, great … Continue reading Winged Demons Are The Hardest To Outfox
Pretty Little Ladies
White boy : I don’t think it’s a problem cuz most of the girls ask for it Kathleen : Uh … Continue reading Pretty Little Ladies
Freshly Squozen
Until I heard Graham Parker & The Rumour Squeezing Out Sparks I had him pegged as a very good product … Continue reading Freshly Squozen
1-2-3-4 … Regrets, I’ve Had A Few
So there I was mindlessly browsing my way through some stuff on Discogs this afternoon, when I happened across this: … Continue reading 1-2-3-4 … Regrets, I’ve Had A Few
Hell’s Angles
I was sayin’ let me out of here before I was even born (Blank Generation) I withdrew from the street … Continue reading Hell’s Angles
Let’s Hear It For Frankie
Cheree, Cheree My comic book fantasy Oh, I love you Oh, baby Cheree, Cheree Shut the door, baby Oh, I … Continue reading Let’s Hear It For Frankie
Ameobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Often in times of emotional and political turmoil I reach for the sacred truth in music to carry me through and … Continue reading Ameobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I Am An Island, Entire Of Myself
The Boomtown Rats, here’s one that was far more interesting than I remembered it being. First let’s shelve all we … Continue reading I Am An Island, Entire Of Myself
Smells Like Canine Urine
The first reason I bought this album back in 1999 was for the band’s name, Dogpiss. The second reason was the LP title, … Continue reading Smells Like Canine Urine
I Stopped My Dreaming
Here’s one I haven’t listened to nearly enough times in my life, Dag Nasty Can I Say. It’s righteous. I … Continue reading I Stopped My Dreaming
Yobz II Men
Christmas, eh? What’s it all about? A time of togetherness, family, the giving and exchanging of Yuletide gifts; a time … Continue reading Yobz II Men
The Pulsebeat
Sooner or later You’re gonna listen to Ralph Nader With those lines in the first song on their debut LP … Continue reading The Pulsebeat
Goodbye … Bad Dress Sense
So there I was on 25 June 1992 browsing the racks in Leeds market with my mate, when we stumbled … Continue reading Goodbye … Bad Dress Sense
Guilty As Charged!
Do you have a say on what goes on? I don’t think so One really good thing about the recent … Continue reading Guilty As Charged!