An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Mmm, conceptual

It’s mine, all mine

Easter cake, made by me.

Still life, with tissues

I’m rather proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I like the way this one turned out

Some famous clock thing

You look so super

Replicas vs. Replicants

She’s got …

Rush Hour

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Useful to know where they keep it

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Wife, daughter and dog

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Saturday night chez-1537

Don’t cry Billy.

All for £2.50

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Daytime Pyro

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Time for our William Tell act

I like this one

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Click to read properly

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

All kneel and worship!

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I’m quite proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

It really was that blue waiting for them

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I’m very proud of this one

Moss!! Moss!!

Roll Up !!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

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