Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Daytime Pyro

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Mmm, conceptual

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I like the way this one turned out

I like the way this one turned out.

Nice hair dudes !

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I’m quite proud of this one

Some famous clock thing

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

All kneel and worship!

Easter cake, made by me.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

You look so super

Useful to know where they keep it

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I love how this one turned out!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Paul’s bedroom

It really was that blue waiting for them

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Note: Obligatory beard

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

All for £2.50

I like this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Click to read properly

Wife, daughter and dog

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I’m rather proud of this one

Saturday night chez-1537

She’s got …

I’m inordinately proud of this one

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Time for our William Tell act

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

It’s mine, all mine

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Still life, with tissues

Roll Up !!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Rush Hour

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Don’t cry Billy.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Moss!! Moss!!

I’m very proud of this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

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