Possibly a metaphor type thing

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Mmm, conceptual

Don’t cry Billy.

Useful to know where they keep it

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

All for £2.50

Daytime Pyro

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Wife, daughter and dog

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Saturday night chez-1537

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

All kneel and worship!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

She’s got …

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

You look so super

I’m very proud of this one

Time for our William Tell act

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

It really was that blue waiting for them

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I’m rather proud of this one

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Rush Hour

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Roll Up !!

I’m quite proud of this one

Still life, with tissues

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Paul’s bedroom

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I like the way this one turned out

I like this one

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I love how this one turned out!

Nice hair dudes !

Easter cake, made by me.

It’s mine, all mine

Click to read properly

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I like the way this one turned out.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Moss!! Moss!!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Some famous clock thing

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

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