The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Roll Up !!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Useful to know where they keep it

Saturday night chez-1537

I like this one

I love how this one turned out!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I’m quite proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

You look so super

Some famous clock thing

It really was that blue waiting for them

Nice hair dudes !

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Rush Hour

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

She’s got …

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Paul’s bedroom

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Still life, with tissues

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

It’s mine, all mine

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

All kneel and worship!

Wife, daughter and dog

All for £2.50

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Mmm, conceptual

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I like the way this one turned out

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I like the way this one turned out.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Easter cake, made by me.

Daytime Pyro

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Moss!! Moss!!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Time for our William Tell act

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Click to read properly

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Replicas vs. Replicants

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Don’t cry Billy.

I’m rather proud of this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I’m very proud of this one

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

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