Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Note: Obligatory beard

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

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Rural Virginia, yesterday

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

All kneel and worship!

She’s got …

I’m quite proud of this one

I like this one

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Don’t cry Billy.

You look so super

It really was that blue waiting for them

Click to read properly

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Some famous clock thing

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I like the way this one turned out.

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I’m rather proud of this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Still life, with tissues

Roll Up !!

Replicas vs. Replicants

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

All for £2.50

I love how this one turned out!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Moss!! Moss!!

Easter cake, made by me.

Daytime Pyro

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

The first picture I ever took for 1537

It’s mine, all mine

Saturday night chez-1537

Wife, daughter and dog

Nice hair dudes !

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I like the way this one turned out

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Time for our William Tell act

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Rush Hour

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Paul’s bedroom

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Mmm, conceptual

Useful to know where they keep it

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I’m very proud of this one

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

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