Time for our William Tell act

Replicas vs. Replicants

I like the way this one turned out

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Moss!! Moss!!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Easter cake, made by me.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Rush Hour

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Roll Up !!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Nice hair dudes !

Don’t cry Billy.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I’m very proud of this one

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

All for £2.50

She’s got …

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I like the way this one turned out.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Saturday night chez-1537

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I’m rather proud of this one

Note: Obligatory beard

I’m quite proud of this one

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Daytime Pyro

Wife, daughter and dog

Useful to know where they keep it

I like this one

Still life, with tissues

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Some famous clock thing

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Click to read properly

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Mmm, conceptual

You look so super

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

All kneel and worship!

It’s mine, all mine

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Paul’s bedroom

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I love how this one turned out!

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