Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Saturday night chez-1537

I’m rather proud of this one

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Roll Up !!

You look so super

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Moss!! Moss!!

Easter cake, made by me.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Click to read properly

Mmm, conceptual

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Daytime Pyro

Time for our William Tell act

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Nice hair dudes !

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

It’s mine, all mine

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

It really was that blue waiting for them

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

All for £2.50

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I love how this one turned out!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Useful to know where they keep it

Wife, daughter and dog

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I’m very proud of this one

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

All kneel and worship!

I’m quite proud of this one

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Don’t cry Billy.

She’s got …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I like the way this one turned out

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Replicas vs. Replicants

Still life, with tissues

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Some famous clock thing

I like this one

I like the way this one turned out.

Paul’s bedroom

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

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