My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Don’t cry Billy.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I like the way this one turned out.

I’m quite proud of this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I like the way this one turned out

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Saturday night chez-1537

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

It really was that blue waiting for them

The first picture I ever took for 1537

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

You look so super

Click to read properly

Some famous clock thing

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Mmm, conceptual

Wife, daughter and dog

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Rush Hour

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

I’m very proud of this one

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I’m rather proud of this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Roll Up !!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Time for our William Tell act

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Replicas vs. Replicants

Still life, with tissues

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

I like this one

She’s got …

All kneel and worship!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Easter cake, made by me.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

It’s mine, all mine

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

All for £2.50

Daytime Pyro

Moss!! Moss!!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Useful to know where they keep it

I love how this one turned out!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Beck, Culture, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

Mouthwash Jukebox Gasoline

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Beck, Funk, Hip Hop, Vinyl

Sexx Offender

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