I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Moss!! Moss!!

Time for our William Tell act

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

All for £2.50

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Note: Obligatory beard

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Mmm, conceptual

It really was that blue waiting for them

You look so super

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Nice hair dudes !

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Easter cake, made by me.

Paul’s bedroom

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I’m quite proud of this one

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Some famous clock thing

I’m rather proud of this one

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Click to read properly

Wife, daughter and dog

It’s mine, all mine

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I like this one

Saturday night chez-1537

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Rush Hour

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I like the way this one turned out.

Don’t cry Billy.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

The first picture I ever took for 1537

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

She’s got …

Still life, with tissues

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Useful to know where they keep it

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Replicas vs. Replicants

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

All kneel and worship!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I like the way this one turned out

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I love how this one turned out!

I’m very proud of this one

Daytime Pyro

Roll Up !!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

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