Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

It’s mine, all mine

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

All kneel and worship!

I’m rather proud of this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

It really was that blue waiting for them

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

All for £2.50

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

She’s got …

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Moss!! Moss!!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Paul’s bedroom

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Rush Hour

Easter cake, made by me.

Still life, with tissues

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Note: Obligatory beard

Possibly a metaphor type thing

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Saturday night chez-1537

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Roll Up !!

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out.

I like this one

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I love how this one turned out!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Nice hair dudes !

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Click to read properly

I’m very proud of this one

Mmm, conceptual

Don’t cry Billy.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Replicas vs. Replicants

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Daytime Pyro

You look so super

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Useful to know where they keep it

I like the way this one turned out

Wife, daughter and dog

I’m quite proud of this one

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Time for our William Tell act

Some famous clock thing

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

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