Possibly a metaphor type thing

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I’m rather proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out

I like the way this one turned out.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

All kneel and worship!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Time for our William Tell act

Easter cake, made by me.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Some famous clock thing

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Useful to know where they keep it

I love how this one turned out!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Replicas vs. Replicants

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

It’s mine, all mine

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Moss!! Moss!!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I like this one

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Nice hair dudes !

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

She’s got …

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Saturday night chez-1537

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I’m very proud of this one

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Still life, with tissues

Don’t cry Billy.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Mmm, conceptual

You look so super

All for £2.50

Rush Hour

Click to read properly

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Daytime Pyro

It really was that blue waiting for them

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Note: Obligatory beard

Paul’s bedroom

Roll Up !!

Wife, daughter and dog

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I’m quite proud of this one

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