All kneel and worship!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Don’t cry Billy.

Roll Up !!

Time for our William Tell act

Paul’s bedroom

I love how this one turned out!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Click to read properly

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I like this one

Easter cake, made by me.

Wife, daughter and dog

All for £2.50

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I’m very proud of this one

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I’m inordinately proud of this one

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

You look so super

I like the way this one turned out

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Saturday night chez-1537

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Rush Hour

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Mmm, conceptual

I like the way this one turned out.

Useful to know where they keep it

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I’m rather proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Note: Obligatory beard

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Still life, with tissues

It’s mine, all mine

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Too much unbridled hedonism can do this to you

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Daytime Pyro

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Moss!! Moss!!

She’s got …

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Nice hair dudes !

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Some famous clock thing

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

My attempt at doing a Mapplethorpe

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I’m quite proud of this one

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