Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I’m quite proud of this one

Nice hair dudes !

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Useful to know where they keep it

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Click to read properly

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Mmm, conceptual

Easter cake, made by me.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Replicas vs. Replicants

It doesn’t get any better than this!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

All for £2.50

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Moss!! Moss!!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I like this one

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

You look so super

I’m rather proud of this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Wife, daughter and dog

Saturday night chez-1537

All kneel and worship!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I like the way this one turned out.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Roll Up !!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I’m very proud of this one

It’s mine, all mine

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I like the way this one turned out

Still life, with tissues

Paul’s bedroom

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Daytime Pyro

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Time for our William Tell act

Rush Hour

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Don’t cry Billy.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

She’s got …

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I love how this one turned out!

Some famous clock thing

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

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No Eggs

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