Mmm, conceptual

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I’m quite proud of this one

Click to read properly

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Rural Virginia, yesterday

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Saturday night chez-1537

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Easter cake, made by me.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Moss!! Moss!!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Some famous clock thing

You look so super

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I love how this one turned out!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Daytime Pyro

Time for our William Tell act

Don’t cry Billy.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

It’s mine, all mine

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Roll Up !!

All for £2.50

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Nice hair dudes !

Replicas vs. Replicants

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Wife, daughter and dog

Rush Hour

I’m rather proud of this one

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I like this one

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Still life, with tissues

All kneel and worship!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m inordinately proud of this one

It really was that blue waiting for them

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

She’s got …

Note: Obligatory beard

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Paul’s bedroom

I like the way this one turned out

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Useful to know where they keep it

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I’m very proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out.

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