My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

All for £2.50

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Saturday night chez-1537

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Useful to know where they keep it

All kneel and worship!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

It’s mine, all mine

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I’m rather proud of this one

I’m very proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Easter cake, made by me.

Moss!! Moss!!

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I like the way this one turned out

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Wife, daughter and dog

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Still life, with tissues

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Time for our William Tell act

Some famous clock thing

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I like the way this one turned out.

Click to read properly

Replicas vs. Replicants

Don’t cry Billy.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

It really was that blue waiting for them

She’s got …

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Roll Up !!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Rush Hour

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Mmm, conceptual

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I’m quite proud of this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I like this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

It doesn’t get any better than this!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Daytime Pyro

You look so super

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Culture, Earthless, Harsh Toke, Music, Record collecting, Self-indulgent nonsense, Suicide, Vinyl

1537 vs. 2016

Welcome ladies, gentlemen, all non-binary folk, owlbears, and gelatinous cubes to this, my fifth annual 1537 Awards Ceremony, which was recently … Continue reading 1537 vs. 2016

Culture, Earthless, Hard Rock, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

No Eggs

I wonder whether vinyl is/will be the last bastion of ‘the grower’, LPs that don’t necessarily make you leap out … Continue reading No Eggs

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