I like this one

Still life, with tissues

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Saturday night chez-1537

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Daytime Pyro

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Rush Hour

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Roll Up !!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

She’s got …

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I’m very proud of this one

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Don’t cry Billy.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Some famous clock thing

Wife, daughter and dog

Easter cake, made by me.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I’m quite proud of this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

It’s mine, all mine

You look so super

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Useful to know where they keep it

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

All for £2.50

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I like the way this one turned out

Mmm, conceptual

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Click to read properly

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I’m rather proud of this one

Time for our William Tell act

Moss!! Moss!!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I like the way this one turned out.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Replicas vs. Replicants

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I love how this one turned out!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

All kneel and worship!

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

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