Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I love how this one turned out!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Useful to know where they keep it

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

You look so super

It’s mine, all mine

Moss!! Moss!!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Mmm, conceptual

Time for our William Tell act

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Some famous clock thing

Saturday night chez-1537

Daytime Pyro

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I’m rather proud of this one

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

All kneel and worship!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I like this one

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Don’t cry Billy.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I like the way this one turned out.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Rush Hour

Still life, with tissues

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I’m quite proud of this one

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Roll Up !!

Replicas vs. Replicants

Click to read properly

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I’m very proud of this one

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

All for £2.50

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I’m inordinately proud of this one

She’s got …

Easter cake, made by me.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I like the way this one turned out

Wife, daughter and dog

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

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Chariots Of Ire

A proper Fall review for all of us maladjusted little monkeys. Continue reading Chariots Of Ire

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How Dare You Assume I Want To Parlez-Vous With You?

Old fart that I am, I’m still shattered from my three nights out in five days* so I’ve chosen something … Continue reading How Dare You Assume I Want To Parlez-Vous With You?

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Life Just Bounces

Here’s one to separate the men from the boys*, The Fall. 35 years plus of wilfull, semi-avant garde, truculent toying … Continue reading Life Just Bounces

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