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Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I like this one

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

It really was that blue waiting for them

Saturday night chez-1537

Rush Hour

Nice hair dudes !

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I like the way this one turned out.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I’m very proud of this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Moss!! Moss!!

You look so super

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

She’s got …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Easter cake, made by me.

Don’t cry Billy.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The first picture I ever took for 1537

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I like the way this one turned out

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Paul’s bedroom

I’m rather proud of this one

Mmm, conceptual

Time for our William Tell act

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I’m quite proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

Daytime Pyro

It’s mine, all mine

Roll Up !!

Still life, with tissues

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Wife, daughter and dog

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

All kneel and worship!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Useful to know where they keep it

Rural Virginia, yesterday

All for £2.50

Some famous clock thing

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Indie, The Fall, Vinyl

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