An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

It’s mine, all mine

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I’m quite proud of this one

Useful to know where they keep it

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Rush Hour

Paul’s bedroom

Click to read properly

I like the way this one turned out.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Mmm, conceptual

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I’m rather proud of this one

Note: Obligatory beard

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Don’t cry Billy.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Saturday night chez-1537

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Replicas vs. Replicants

All kneel and worship!

Some famous clock thing

Still life, with tissues

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

All for £2.50

You look so super

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Nice hair dudes !

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Wife, daughter and dog

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

She’s got …

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I like this one

Moss!! Moss!!

Easter cake, made by me.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I like the way this one turned out

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Roll Up !!

I’m very proud of this one

It really was that blue waiting for them

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I love how this one turned out!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Daytime Pyro

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Time for our William Tell act

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

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