Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

It’s mine, all mine

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Moss!! Moss!!

I like the way this one turned out

Paul’s bedroom

Easter cake, made by me.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Time for our William Tell act

Nice hair dudes !

I’m very proud of this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Wife, daughter and dog

Some famous clock thing

I love how this one turned out!

I’m rather proud of this one

All for £2.50

I’m quite proud of this one

Don’t cry Billy.

I like this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Useful to know where they keep it

The first picture I ever took for 1537

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Still life, with tissues

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Saturday night chez-1537

She’s got …

You look so super

Replicas vs. Replicants

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Rush Hour

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Roll Up !!

Mmm, conceptual

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

It really was that blue waiting for them

All kneel and worship!

Daytime Pyro

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Click to read properly

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

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