Moss!! Moss!!

She’s got …

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

It’s mine, all mine

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Rush Hour

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Daytime Pyro

Don’t cry Billy.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Rural Virginia, yesterday

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Roll Up !!

All for £2.50

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Some famous clock thing

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Easter cake, made by me.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Mmm, conceptual

It really was that blue waiting for them

Wife, daughter and dog

I like the way this one turned out

I’m very proud of this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I love how this one turned out!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Saturday night chez-1537

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I like this one

You look so super

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Time for our William Tell act

All kneel and worship!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Click to read properly

Still life, with tissues

I’m rather proud of this one

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I like the way this one turned out.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I’m quite proud of this one

Replicas vs. Replicants

Useful to know where they keep it

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Culture, Jazz, Music, Record collecting, Sonny Rollins, Vinyl

No Sweeter Song

‘Jazz, Delicious Hot, Disgusting Cold’ as the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band put it. Luckily for the multiverse Sonny Rollins Way Out … Continue reading No Sweeter Song

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