My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Moss!! Moss!!

Rush Hour

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Paul’s bedroom

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Useful to know where they keep it

Still life, with tissues

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

You look so super

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I’m very proud of this one

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Click to read properly

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I’m quite proud of this one

Some famous clock thing

Wife, daughter and dog

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I like the way this one turned out.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Time for our William Tell act

I like the way this one turned out

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I love how this one turned out!

Daytime Pyro

It really was that blue waiting for them

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

It doesn’t get any better than this!

It’s mine, all mine

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Mmm, conceptual

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Easter cake, made by me.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

She’s got …

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Don’t cry Billy.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Replicas vs. Replicants

Saturday night chez-1537

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Roll Up !!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Note: Obligatory beard

I like this one

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I’m rather proud of this one

All kneel and worship!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

All for £2.50

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Nice hair dudes !

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