My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I’m very proud of this one

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I like the way this one turned out.

Click to read properly

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

She’s got …

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I like the way this one turned out

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Replicas vs. Replicants

All kneel and worship!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Mmm, conceptual

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Saturday night chez-1537

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

All for £2.50

Daytime Pyro

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I like this one

I’m rather proud of this one

It really was that blue waiting for them

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

It’s mine, all mine

Time for our William Tell act

Don’t cry Billy.

Rush Hour

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Moss!! Moss!!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Some famous clock thing

Useful to know where they keep it

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Wife, daughter and dog

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

You look so super

Roll Up !!

Still life, with tissues

I’m quite proud of this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I love how this one turned out!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Paul’s bedroom

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Nice hair dudes !

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Easter cake, made by me.

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