Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Wife, daughter and dog

You look so super

I’m quite proud of this one

I like this one

Mmm, conceptual

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Rush Hour

Still life, with tissues

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Useful to know where they keep it

I’m inordinately proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Moss!! Moss!!

I like the way this one turned out

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Roll Up !!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I’m very proud of this one

Don’t cry Billy.

Easter cake, made by me.

Click to read properly

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Saturday night chez-1537

It really was that blue waiting for them

I love how this one turned out!

Replicas vs. Replicants

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Some famous clock thing

The first picture I ever took for 1537

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

It doesn’t get any better than this!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Daytime Pyro

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

All kneel and worship!

All for £2.50

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

It’s mine, all mine

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I like the way this one turned out.

Paul’s bedroom

Time for our William Tell act

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Nice hair dudes !

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I’m rather proud of this one

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

She’s got …

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