Some famous clock thing

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Paul’s bedroom

Replicas vs. Replicants

Mmm, conceptual

Too much unbridled hedonism can do this to you

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I like this one

Note: Obligatory beard

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Roll Up !!

Daytime Pyro

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I’m very proud of this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Easter cake, made by me.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

All for £2.50

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Nice hair dudes !

Wife, daughter and dog

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

My attempt at doing a Mapplethorpe

Time for our William Tell act

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

All kneel and worship!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

She’s got …

Click to read properly

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Useful to know where they keep it

It’s mine, all mine

I’m quite proud of this one

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I’m rather proud of this one

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Don’t cry Billy.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I like the way this one turned out

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I like the way this one turned out.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

It really was that blue waiting for them

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Still life, with tissues

You look so super

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Rush Hour

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Moss!! Moss!!

I love how this one turned out!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Saturday night chez-1537

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

The first picture I ever took for 1537

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