Roll Up !!

All kneel and worship!

I’m very proud of this one

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I’m quite proud of this one

All for £2.50

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Saturday night chez-1537

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Some famous clock thing

I like the way this one turned out

I like the way this one turned out.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Click to read properly

Mmm, conceptual

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I’m rather proud of this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Don’t cry Billy.

Replicas vs. Replicants

I love how this one turned out!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Moss!! Moss!!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Useful to know where they keep it

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I like this one

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Time for our William Tell act

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

You look so super

She’s got …

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Daytime Pyro

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Still life, with tissues

Rush Hour

It’s mine, all mine

Wife, daughter and dog

It really was that blue waiting for them

Easter cake, made by me.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

The first picture I ever took for 1537

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