All for £2.50

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Daytime Pyro

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

You look so super

Replicas vs. Replicants

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Wife, daughter and dog

I like the way this one turned out

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Saturday night chez-1537

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Paul’s bedroom

I’m rather proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

She’s got …

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I’m very proud of this one

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Moss!! Moss!!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Time for our William Tell act

Note: Obligatory beard

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Nice hair dudes !

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Some famous clock thing

I like the way this one turned out.

Roll Up !!

I love how this one turned out!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

All kneel and worship!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Useful to know where they keep it

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I’m quite proud of this one

I like this one

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Mmm, conceptual

Easter cake, made by me.

Rush Hour

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Click to read properly

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Still life, with tissues

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Don’t cry Billy.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

It’s mine, all mine

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

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