Useful to know where they keep it

All kneel and worship!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I like this one

Nice hair dudes !

All for £2.50

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Rush Hour

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Time for our William Tell act

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Moss!! Moss!!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Easter cake, made by me.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I like the way this one turned out

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Saturday night chez-1537

I’m quite proud of this one

Wife, daughter and dog

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

You look so super

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Roll Up !!

She’s got …

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Daytime Pyro

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I love how this one turned out!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

It really was that blue waiting for them

I’m rather proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out.

Don’t cry Billy.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

It’s mine, all mine

Some famous clock thing

Click to read properly

Paul’s bedroom

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Still life, with tissues

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Mmm, conceptual

I’m very proud of this one

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Replicas vs. Replicants

Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Love / Hate, Record collecting, Sleaze rock, Vinyl

Venomous Eight-Legged Scuttling Beastie

From Hollywood, California – the stooopidest band in the world … Love/Hate! Ah well since I was looking at old … Continue reading Venomous Eight-Legged Scuttling Beastie

Love / Hate, Record collecting, Sleaze rock, Vinyl

Love / Hate: Conflicted

Now here’s an album that definitely nowhere near enough people know about, Love/Hate Blackout in the Red Room. I ventured … Continue reading Love / Hate: Conflicted