In which our young hero exults in having the strength of ten bears. Continue reading Don’t Tell Sir David Attenborough
In which our young hero mistakes tumescence for transcendence. Continue reading Oedipussy Magnet
The tail of the comet is worth watching too. Continue reading What?! On the Piano?!
Must-follow parental and financial advice on a rock and roll compilation Continue reading Mama Get Your Hammer
What’s a boy have to do to rebel around here?! Continue reading Tell Me What You’ve Got To Look So Pleased About!
In which our young hero gets taken to Valhalla and back by a great LP. Continue reading In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
The ultimate in walking it like you’ve been talking it Continue reading Delivery For General Obasanjo
Every other drummer just moved up one notch in the rankings. Continue reading Tony Allen: R.I.P
In which our young hero up stuff cuts. Continue reading 1735
Music to headbutt walls to Continue reading Devilman! Devilman!!
In which our young hero ponders the ineffable essence of the ocean. Continue reading Beached Buoy
White bread, no roughage. Continue reading Not Slaughter
You don’t get to add ‘The Great’ onto you bands’ name for nothing. Continue reading Ting!
The 1537 motoring column makes its’ debut. Continue reading My Other Car Is A Windhoeker Maschinenfabrik Wer’wolf MKII
In which our hero grapples with the demon drink. Losing to a KO in the first round. Continue reading Ha! Ha! Urg!!
Sometimes you simply just get the right record at the right time. Continue reading Bhasobha (Be Careful)
Get your NWOBHM out for the lads! Continue reading The Revenge Of The Farting Drummer
In which our young hero is let down by the interneterati. Continue reading Juwxbuh Beh, Juicebox Beh
This is what I wanted, this was what I got, for Xmas, a little bit early. Continue reading Christmas 1986
A teenage dream is so hard to beat … to death. Continue reading Deep, Sleek And Bleak
In which our young hero asks if anyone’s got change for a $75. Continue reading Wood/Metal/Plastic/1537/Pattern/Rhythm/Rock
Of rugby, floods and Heavy Metal Kids. Continue reading Birth. School. Rugby. Work. Death.
Fleur dans votre bain, amour dans vos draps … whatever next? oh, that. Continue reading I’ll Hug You With My Legs, Baby
You hum it, I’ll painstakingly transcribe it. Continue reading Julian Cope: Julian H. Cope Lyrics
At last a nice sensible rock star mentions insurance. Continue reading The Rite Stuff
Marvel at our young hero’s restraint and unbreakable resolve! Continue reading 1537 Buys A Sandwich (Part Deux)
What noise do ducks make? almost. Continue reading Quark Quark!
Wee? sleekit? cow’rin? tim’rous? then, dear beastie, this is not an LP for you. Continue reading Fulsome Prism Blues
An original draft of my PhD thesis on the musical and cultural significance of Floyd’s ultimate stoner landmark. Continue reading 1537 vs. Dark Side Of The Moon: Full Unabridged Review