R.I.P: Ozzy
Doom trumpet is silenced Continue reading R.I.P: Ozzy
Category: Culture
C’est Sa Vie
Not Vanessa Parody Continue reading C’est Sa Vie
Alguitara
A nostalgia for a desert life I never had Continue reading Alguitara
Party Music For Gay Angry Sluts
‘Michael, I don’t want to suck you off on my lunch break’ Continue reading Party Music For Gay Angry Sluts
The All-Seeing ISIS
Granopticon – the concept/fact that your granny can always tell when you’ve been naughty. Continue reading The All-Seeing ISIS
Alone On A Platform
You and me together fighting for our love Continue reading Alone On A Platform
Stereo Filth
This is a bad motorcycle, it runs on blood! Continue reading Stereo Filth
Oedipal Expletive
The NME within Continue reading Oedipal Expletive
You’re So Necromantic
Fishnet leatherette, pussy galore, pseudo sumo wrestler, goths adore! Continue reading You’re So Necromantic
Do You Believe?
Mmm, those snakes sure are toasty! Continue reading Do You Believe?
Yes, I Want Blood
Power rage Continue reading Yes, I Want Blood
If I Look Hard Enough Into The Setting Sun
Big hits = Yes, High Tides and green grass = lacking. Continue reading If I Look Hard Enough Into The Setting Sun
Through A Glass Lightly
Nostalgia really ain’t what it used to be back in my day Continue reading Through A Glass Lightly
Monochromatic Nuclear Dread
“Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat sooner or later you get pissed off.” Continue reading Monochromatic Nuclear Dread
The War Was Over, Are You Sure?
Virginia, Lawrence, Paul, Rachel and Rachella Continue reading The War Was Over, Are You Sure?
Steve Reich In The Afternoon
All the hope you need Continue reading Steve Reich In The Afternoon
Little Bit Of Dirt Mixed With Tears
I don’t like country music Continue reading Little Bit Of Dirt Mixed With Tears
Monsters = Destroyed
Jimmy Black Beach
In which our young hero ponders the iniquities of playing in a covers band like, like poor Chris had to Continue reading Jimmy Black Beach
Serpens Albus Est Semi-Erectus
I ain’t no stranger to the crying game … interesting David. Continue reading Serpens Albus Est Semi-Erectus
This Checkerboard Of Nights And Days
Don’t just shop it, Argus it! Continue reading This Checkerboard Of Nights And Days
Twenty Twenty-Five Rollin’ In Sight
2025 in 2025? its looking alarmingly possible Continue reading Twenty Twenty-Five Rollin’ In Sight
Nineteen Seventy Rollin’ In Sight
In which our young hero surfs the dark edge between nihilism and unchecked hedonism, then washes his hands carefully. Continue reading Nineteen Seventy Rollin’ In Sight
Put A Red Rose On Their Grave
The Devil looked at me with an evil smile / He said, “We’re racing for your soul this next quarter mile” Continue reading Put A Red Rose On Their Grave
1537 vs. 2024
I got 2024 problems but the lack of a comprehensive rundown of the year’s best LPs ain’t one Continue reading 1537 vs. 2024
Foo Emoji
This is a call-ing card Continue reading Foo Emoji
I’ll Blow Your Head Off With Nitroglycerine
The queen of rockabilly? you betcha! Continue reading I’ll Blow Your Head Off With Nitroglycerine
Emotional Spac………………………es
Blue blue eclectic blue Continue reading Emotional Spac………………………es
Heavy Mental
Eggnog – Makes me feel so good / Leaves me fucked up inside Continue reading Heavy Mental
Mr Snuffleupagpunkus
Snuffsaidbutgorblimeyguvstonemeifhedidn’throwawobblerchachachachachachachachachachachachayou’regoinghomeinacosmicambience Continue reading Mr Snuffleupagpunkus