If those sores are playing up again I know just the secret oils for them Continue reading The Dawning Of The Age Of Nefarious
In which our young hero tramps the dirt down on last year Continue reading 1537 vs. 2021
Oh give me a good guitar and you can say that my hair’s a disgrace Continue reading Gunfire, Guillotine, Dynamite With A Laser Beam
Forget life, they’re high on dope Continue reading I Cut Off My Head, I Won’t Need It Where I’m Gonna Go
In which our young hero learns about Ärsche Continue reading Silent Night, Gelignite
Moustache envy is a terrible thing Continue reading Applause: Audience
Softly, dear boy, we don’t want to DISTURB the doughnut Continue reading Softly, Dear Boy
In which our young hero struts in a cool fashion Continue reading Ruth’s Heels
And God so loved Soundgarden he gave them his only song Continue reading Rockcandysparkplug
In which our young hero encounters some larger-than-normal avians Continue reading Fancy A Quickie?
FNM to me are everything, the sweetest song that they could sing
Continue reading You To Me Are Everything
In which our young hero contracts a hotel illness Continue reading 2021, 2027, 2038, 2049, 2055, 2066, 2077 & 2083
More habits than a convent cloakroom, it’s the Heartbreakers! Continue reading Lost And Found
I-Ron-Y Mael-den Continue reading Rogue Maels
Does the boogie fare well? Continue reading Got A Tattooed Pecker And A Batmobile
In which our young hero goes all maximalist on us and even admits to having emotions. Continue reading A Forest
Dune, Dune, Deeper and Dune Continue reading Melange à Trois
No division of joy here Continue reading 3, 5, 0, 1, 2, 5 – Go!
French? Jacques oeuf! Continue reading Oeuf!
Wegrets, I’ve had a few Continue reading No One’s Gonna Take Me Alive!
What is an earthdog? like a spacecat but different? Continue reading Head Bangers, Earthdogs And Metal Merchants
Athletes rejected, governors corrected
Gangsters, thugs and bloggers are thoroughly respected Continue reading White Lines (Didn’t Do It)
Heavy Thursday Continue reading Genuinely Offensive Satanic Drivel
Brian Eno playing in an airport? I Travel Continue reading Floor To The Fore
More deathless prose from yours truly Continue reading Bone And Rag Man
Bright blue, red and yellow perfection Continue reading What You Hear Is Not A Test
A ruthlessly cunning and hideously selective burglar? Continue reading And I Noticed There Wasn’t A Chair
Come on pilgrim, let’s glide without harshing the vibe Continue reading Trip Advisors
Ice-cream wars and a coastal architectural experiment. Summer reading. Continue reading Flakey Victory
September 23rd 1973 really WAS the night Continue reading Fun Out On The Mainline