Long of song and smooth of groove, Sonic Praise. Continue reading I’ve Got A Silver Tureen
Bright pink, gaudy, disposable-looking – 1537 reporting for duty. Continue reading Some Puerto Rican Girls Just Dying To Meet You
In which our young hero messes about with some LP covers for no discernible reason. Continue reading Man, It Feels Like Some Physical Girls Again
Welsh girls just wanna eat chips all night and other controversies. Continue reading When The Wig Comes Down
In which our young hero sniggers at his own proctological joke. Continue reading I Named My Raccoon After A Boxer
An Exciting Evening At Home With a cast of thousands Continue reading An Exciting Evening At Home
Sad news. Great album. Continue reading Rage, Rage Against The Dying Of The Fight
In which our young hero considers the best LP ever named after a 14th century Welsh manuscript. Continue reading Some Heavy Ones Left, £3 Each
The Beano, Vanilla ice, Roxx Gang, Lamp-posts and NO BULLSHIT! Continue reading Write No Bullshit
In which our young hero cries tough, talks dirty and wants action. Continue reading No Tell, Motel, Hotel Bed
Creature discomforts. Continue reading Spanked Purple
Party for your right to fight! Continue reading Siesta Time Is Over!
In which our young hero goes back to La Futura. Continue reading ZZ Chops
Downset is probably not the opposite of Upset. Continue reading Angry De Mis Manos
Hey you, don’t read that blog post, read this! Continue reading Knickers Knackers Knockers!
Madge, Grace, Jimmy Nail and Lovejoy … all bets are off. Continue reading Slave To The Virgin
Proof that you can’t make an umlaut without breaking legs. Continue reading I, Ron Fist
Des vacances au cimetière avec les snaps du holiday. Continue reading Holiday Snaps
The only numbers that matter right now. Continue reading 8 Minutes 46 Seconds
In which our young hero exults in having the strength of ten bears. Continue reading Don’t Tell Sir David Attenborough
In which our young hero mistakes tumescence for transcendence. Continue reading Oedipussy Magnet
The tail of the comet is worth watching too. Continue reading What?! On the Piano?!
Must-follow parental and financial advice on a rock and roll compilation Continue reading Mama Get Your Hammer
What’s a boy have to do to rebel around here?! Continue reading Tell Me What You’ve Got To Look So Pleased About!
In which our young hero gets taken to Valhalla and back by a great LP. Continue reading In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
The ultimate in walking it like you’ve been talking it Continue reading Delivery For General Obasanjo
Every other drummer just moved up one notch in the rankings. Continue reading Tony Allen: R.I.P
In which our young hero up stuff cuts. Continue reading 1735