Up Kilimanjaro arse-backwards Continue reading Rhythm Reigns, Melody Is Queen
SOAD good, tapeworms bad Continue reading Pull The Tapeworm Out Of Your Ass!
You have won all my money and my brand new Stetson hat … oops Continue reading Hat-Related Double Homicide
If that chick don’t wanna know, forget her! Continue reading Try The Jail Phil!
Tonsure, or not tonsure? that is the question Continue reading Alright, My Name’s Gary
A purchase from 11,352 days ago Continue reading That Cactus Friend Of Mine Asleep In The Desert
Sex – in which our young hero discovers that it has been going on for ages Continue reading They’ve Been At It For Years
Dark Mark goes 80’s Continue reading Veteran of Violins
If those sores are playing up again I know just the secret oils for them Continue reading The Dawning Of The Age Of Nefarious
In which our young hero tramps the dirt down on last year Continue reading 1537 vs. 2021
In which our young hero does a bit of a Lazarus Continue reading Sleaze And Thank You
Oh give me a good guitar and you can say that my hair’s a disgrace Continue reading Gunfire, Guillotine, Dynamite With A Laser Beam
Forget life, they’re high on dope Continue reading I Cut Off My Head, I Won’t Need It Where I’m Gonna Go
In which our young hero learns about Ärsche Continue reading Silent Night, Gelignite
Moustache envy is a terrible thing Continue reading Applause: Audience
Softly, dear boy, we don’t want to DISTURB the doughnut Continue reading Softly, Dear Boy
I am just going outside to buy a Christmas card and may be some time Continue reading 1537 Buys Some Christmas Cards
In which our young hero struts in a cool fashion Continue reading Ruth’s Heels
And God so loved Soundgarden he gave them his only song Continue reading Rockcandysparkplug
One man’s nightmare, is another man’s , umm, nightmare Continue reading Acid Nightmare, Acid Nightmare
FNM to me are everything, the sweetest song that they could sing
Continue reading You To Me Are Everything
In which our young hero contracts a hotel illness Continue reading 2021, 2027, 2038, 2049, 2055, 2066, 2077 & 2083
More habits than a convent cloakroom, it’s the Heartbreakers! Continue reading Lost And Found
I-Ron-Y Mael-den Continue reading Rogue Maels
Does the boogie fare well? Continue reading Got A Tattooed Pecker And A Batmobile
In which our young hero goes all maximalist on us and even admits to having emotions. Continue reading A Forest
Dune, Dune, Deeper and Dune Continue reading Melange à Trois
French? Jacques oeuf! Continue reading Oeuf!
I’m with the sand Continue reading Just Deserts
Wegrets, I’ve had a few Continue reading No One’s Gonna Take Me Alive!