Quark Quark!
What noise do ducks make? almost. Continue reading Quark Quark!
Category: Record collecting
Fulsome Prism Blues
Wee? sleekit? cow’rin? tim’rous? then, dear beastie, this is not an LP for you. Continue reading Fulsome Prism Blues
1537 vs. Dark Side Of The Moon: Full Unabridged Review
An original draft of my PhD thesis on the musical and cultural significance of Floyd’s ultimate stoner landmark. Continue reading 1537 vs. Dark Side Of The Moon: Full Unabridged Review
Can Giuli Do The Stroll?
In which our young hero scratches that angry political dancing itch Continue reading Can Giuli Do The Stroll?
High Times And Misdemeanours
Some righteous testimony for y’all. Continue reading High Times And Misdemeanours
Wuther Fucka
About a racehorse. Maybe. Continue reading Wuther Fucka
1537 vs. 2019
Pure self-indulgent nonsense, with added boobs. Continue reading 1537 vs. 2019
Up To Mark Kozelek In You
What is next to the moon? Continue reading Up To Mark Kozelek In You
Adamson Schmadamson
In which our young hero sets the controls for the heart of the pelvis. Continue reading Adamson Schmadamson
Heads Will Roll
Sober, clean-living fun guaranteed! Continue reading Heads Will Roll
Black, Muscular, Fine Looking
1537, pasty, muscular, fine looking is in bed with his woman, Mrs 1537, a doll, also pasty. Continue reading Black, Muscular, Fine Looking
Guns ‘n’ Stones’s
I am the resurrection and I am the light, the Stone Roses 2nd isn’t shite Continue reading Guns ‘n’ Stones’s
All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
The Almighty: just what did they ever have against God? Continue reading All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
I Complete You, Probably
Pitiful drivel and excuses. Continue reading I Complete You, Probably
Rugby World Cup Semi-Finals
A pictorial representation of the semi-finals of the world’s greatest sporting event. Continue reading Rugby World Cup Semi-Finals
Just Over Halfway, Actually
In which our young hero drives down the ULC of an LP to £0.75. Continue reading Just Over Halfway, Actually
I Shall Be Free No. 1537
We here at 1537 dig farmers. End of statement. Continue reading I Shall Be Free No. 1537
A Decent Chunk Of Funk-Rock
Let’s sway while colour lights up your face, David. Continue reading A Decent Chunk Of Funk-Rock
Trudi, Or Not Trudi – That Is The Question
My mate’s older brother once dated Trudi from this band. Continue reading Trudi, Or Not Trudi – That Is The Question
Definition Defiant
Warning: post contains appallingly bad pun on the band’s name. Continue reading Definition Defiant
Punktuation
Punks Not Dead, but punctuation may well be on life-support Continue reading Punktuation
Blasters Of Reality
It started with a sniff … Continue reading Blasters Of Reality
Band Members In A Carefree Tableaux
‘It’s the real killer-diller’, says our young hero. Continue reading Band Members In A Carefree Tableaux
Pure Nectar Of Antipathy
Satan’s hog is no pig at all Continue reading Pure Nectar Of Antipathy
Naked Japanese Biker Dudes
In which our young hero bikes butt-naked to Anywhere. Continue reading Naked Japanese Biker Dudes
1537 The Brave
In which our young hero goes somewhere else for a bit, then comes back. Continue reading 1537 The Brave
(I Got Them) Uninspired Cultural Appropriation Big Beat Blues
Like Nimrod, the truth will hunt you down. Continue reading (I Got Them) Uninspired Cultural Appropriation Big Beat Blues
Are Friends Eclectic?
LP named after the psychological effects of a 6-day bank siege? Yes please. Continue reading Are Friends Eclectic?
Me, Mice Elf And Sly
Shake your booties. Continue reading Me, Mice Elf And Sly
Long Skirt Baby Blues
On the perils of once real gone chicks going back to horse and buggy days. Continue reading Long Skirt Baby Blues