They’ve Been At It For Years
Sex – in which our young hero discovers that it has been going on for ages Continue reading They’ve Been At It For Years
Category: Record collecting
Veteran of Violins
Dark Mark goes 80’s Continue reading Veteran of Violins
The Dawning Of The Age Of Nefarious
If those sores are playing up again I know just the secret oils for them Continue reading The Dawning Of The Age Of Nefarious
1537 vs. 2021
In which our young hero tramps the dirt down on last year Continue reading 1537 vs. 2021
Sleaze And Thank You
In which our young hero does a bit of a Lazarus Continue reading Sleaze And Thank You
Gunfire, Guillotine, Dynamite With A Laser Beam
Oh give me a good guitar and you can say that my hair’s a disgrace Continue reading Gunfire, Guillotine, Dynamite With A Laser Beam
I Cut Off My Head, I Won’t Need It Where I’m Gonna Go
Forget life, they’re high on dope Continue reading I Cut Off My Head, I Won’t Need It Where I’m Gonna Go
Silent Night, Gelignite
In which our young hero learns about Ärsche Continue reading Silent Night, Gelignite
Applause: Audience
Moustache envy is a terrible thing Continue reading Applause: Audience
Softly, Dear Boy
Softly, dear boy, we don’t want to DISTURB the doughnut Continue reading Softly, Dear Boy
1537 Buys Some Christmas Cards
I am just going outside to buy a Christmas card and may be some time Continue reading 1537 Buys Some Christmas Cards
Ruth’s Heels
In which our young hero struts in a cool fashion Continue reading Ruth’s Heels
Rockcandysparkplug
And God so loved Soundgarden he gave them his only song Continue reading Rockcandysparkplug
Acid Nightmare, Acid Nightmare
One man’s nightmare, is another man’s , umm, nightmare Continue reading Acid Nightmare, Acid Nightmare
You To Me Are Everything
FNM to me are everything, the sweetest song that they could sing
Continue reading You To Me Are Everything
2021, 2027, 2038, 2049, 2055, 2066, 2077 & 2083
In which our young hero contracts a hotel illness Continue reading 2021, 2027, 2038, 2049, 2055, 2066, 2077 & 2083
Lost And Found
More habits than a convent cloakroom, it’s the Heartbreakers! Continue reading Lost And Found
Rogue Maels
I-Ron-Y Mael-den Continue reading Rogue Maels
Got A Tattooed Pecker And A Batmobile
Does the boogie fare well? Continue reading Got A Tattooed Pecker And A Batmobile
A Forest
In which our young hero goes all maximalist on us and even admits to having emotions. Continue reading A Forest
Melange à Trois
Dune, Dune, Deeper and Dune Continue reading Melange à Trois
Oeuf!
French? Jacques oeuf! Continue reading Oeuf!
Just Deserts
I’m with the sand Continue reading Just Deserts
No One’s Gonna Take Me Alive!
Wegrets, I’ve had a few Continue reading No One’s Gonna Take Me Alive!
Head Bangers, Earthdogs And Metal Merchants
What is an earthdog? like a spacecat but different? Continue reading Head Bangers, Earthdogs And Metal Merchants
That Highway Band
The worst Free LP contains their best song. Continue reading That Highway Band
White Lines (Didn’t Do It)
Athletes rejected, governors corrected
Gangsters, thugs and bloggers are thoroughly respected Continue reading White Lines (Didn’t Do It)
Floor To The Fore
Brian Eno playing in an airport? I Travel Continue reading Floor To The Fore
Bone And Rag Man
More deathless prose from yours truly Continue reading Bone And Rag Man
What You Hear Is Not A Test
Bright blue, red and yellow perfection Continue reading What You Hear Is Not A Test