Strange Glaze
Hey, it’s the festive season! This calls for a derranged psych cow punk assault on the senses. Continue reading Strange Glaze
Category: Record collecting
Never Mind The Baubles
In which our hero delivers a message of seasonal cheer, featuring asparagus. Continue reading Never Mind The Baubles
Mr Incredible
A learned dissertation on the wisdom of adopting the epithet ‘Incredible’ before one’s name. Continue reading Mr Incredible
Hip To Hip, Bone To Bone
The relative merits of tattooed panthers and sexy dancers are debated herein. Continue reading Hip To Hip, Bone To Bone
The Kicks You’ve Given Us
In which our hero harangues you like a Manic Street Preacher. Continue reading The Kicks You’ve Given Us
Gospill Poppers
In which our hero grapples with an LP with a very rude title. Don’t these chaps have any common decency? Continue reading Gospill Poppers
And If The Light Should Fall …
In which Various Artists are properly celebrated, in space. Continue reading And If The Light Should Fall …
The Mutt’s Nuts
In which our hero admits he is a filthy mutt. Continue reading The Mutt’s Nuts
Come We Go Burn Down Babylon
Posthumous? does that mean all the dip has gone? Continue reading Come We Go Burn Down Babylon
Stink Stank Stunk
You want punk? we got punk. You want toilet roll? we got that too. Continue reading Stink Stank Stunk
Fun Fun Fun Funeralopolis
A startling tale of Cliff Richard, H.P Lovecraft and a throne of most unusual construction. Continue reading Fun Fun Fun Funeralopolis
Malcolm Young: R.I.P
A great man died today. Continue reading Malcolm Young: R.I.P
Have You Forgotten?
In-which-our-hero-ponders-alien-abduction-and-yearning. Continue reading Have You Forgotten?
Soufflé So Good, So What
In which our hero embarks on a chick-related dancefloor quest. Failing. Continue reading Soufflé So Good, So What
Why I Love Metal
In which our young hero wastes yet another evening laughing at thrash metal videos on Youtube. Oh the humanity! Continue reading Why I Love Metal
What We Have Become
Transmaniacon Plays The Darkening Plain – a sci-fi prog proto-metal stomper about a future war. With added Shakespeare. Dig it! Continue reading What We Have Become
Peel Along The Dotty Lines
A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld (Loving You). You have to love … Continue reading Peel Along The Dotty Lines
Fluently The Parrot Speaks Six Languages Not Known To Man
Sometimes it can all be about taking a rest. In 1990 King’s X were one of my very favourite bands, … Continue reading Fluently The Parrot Speaks Six Languages Not Known To Man
Feeding Firenze
Lucca, Florence, Siena, San Gimignano, Castellina in Chianti … I think I’ve just been holidaying in one of the most … Continue reading Feeding Firenze
Late Night Sexy, Anyone?
Does anybody fancy a bit of late night sexy with me? go on sugar, treat yourself. Just sit your sweet … Continue reading Late Night Sexy, Anyone?
A Bolt Of Exciting Weather Phenomenon
Take a look to the sky just before you die I know, deep down in my head thingy, that Metallica … Continue reading A Bolt Of Exciting Weather Phenomenon
This Vibe’s Alive
Endless Boogie is a vanity band … The Endless Boogie band was to be fronted by Paul Major, our guiding … Continue reading This Vibe’s Alive
1537 Buys A Birthday Card
Now I’m not one of those obsessed types of fellas who has to buy an LP wherever he goes, no … Continue reading 1537 Buys A Birthday Card
No Sweeter Song
‘Jazz, Delicious Hot, Disgusting Cold’ as the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band put it. Luckily for the multiverse Sonny Rollins Way Out … Continue reading No Sweeter Song
Choo-Choo-Teutonic
I hear a rock’n’roll guitar, screamin’ wild on the radio Well, I know what I like, know and it’s right … Continue reading Choo-Choo-Teutonic
The Mad Cat Laughed, Icarus Still Drowned
I feel conflicted when it comes to Syd Barrett The Madcap Laughs. Part of me thrills in horrid fascination at the tentative, … Continue reading The Mad Cat Laughed, Icarus Still Drowned
Music For Pleasure
Kate Bush, eh? can’t beat a bit of safe 80’s pop music. Yup, Kate Bush did it again with Experiment … Continue reading Music For Pleasure
Ordem e Progresso
My shit stinks like the breath of your mom Swing your stick boy, bring it on… (Shillelagh) Some things are … Continue reading Ordem e Progresso
Chug-a-Lug And Shout
You have to love a good bombastic in your face opener don’t you? preferably featuring a big fanfare, explosions, shouted … Continue reading Chug-a-Lug And Shout
Now Honey Please (Now Honey Please)
Now honey please (now honey please) Now honey please (now honey please) Now honey please (now honey please) Now honey … Continue reading Now Honey Please (Now Honey Please)